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some times when i am tired of the VILLAGE CHILDREN throwing APPLES at me (i do not know where they get SO MANY APPLES) i like to head to the edge of Gribley to Grinton Woods and live it large. some times my COOL friend BEVERLY comes with me and lives equally large. and i bring my BLUETOOTH SPEAKER with me so we can THROW MAJOR SHAPES TO GOTHIC MUSIC SUCH AS NIGHTCORE and we throw so many shapes until we are both so tired.

i think some times that BEVERLY is embarrassed a little to be friends with me as we are not friends on FACEBOOK currently and if she is out on her own and i try to wave to her she ignores me but when we are in the woods we are both throwing major shapes and having a good time. i think may be i am forgiving her for being a little embarrassed of me because i am a lot embarrassed of me and also i would rather spare her of the STIGMA of my LARGE, HATED, 7FT SHADOW from the fact that my father is missing and acts of vicious rumour that i ate him like beans because his name is HEINZ like the beans.

one time when we were living it large and throwing shapes in Grinton Woods BEVERLY tripped over a stump and sprained a HAMSTRING and she told the doctor she did it doing yard work in her garden and not making all kinds of crazy right angles to THE NIGHTCORE VERSION OF ANGEL WITH A SHOTGUN. i went to her house to visit her and give her some grapes for her injury and all of her neighbours were talking.

now that she is recovered we can throwing shapes again but in the spring time comes she will have less time for shape throwing because that is her busy time at work with the flowers at THE GARDEN CENTRE. some times i go to the garden centre cafe with my mother for a sausage role and i have a ribena and she has a black coffee and if we see BEVERLY there then she does not talk to me or acknowledge my presence. one time i think may be she gave me a COY WAVE but may be that was towards a small child who was also there and looking at her while she TRIMMED SOME BUSHES.