NETCOP

No Need To Thank Us

Founder and head Internet Detective VANCE SCOMER.

The internet is a DANGEROUS place. Every day, little old ladies accidently EMAIL their life's savings to swashbuckling CYBER PIRATES, and little boys and girls sell their INTERNAL ORGANS in exchange for VIDEO GAME VIRTUAL CURRENCY. And the average man about town stands around and does nothing about it! What is the world coming to?

That is why I, Vance Scomer, decided to found NETCOP and become an INTERNET DETECTIVE. I work tirelessly to THWART and OBLITERATE the ne'er-do-wells of CYBERSPACE, and my life's goal is an 100% SAFE INTERNET!!!