About My Dark Self!

Me looking supa cool heheheh

That's me, if you even care...

Dillon | 10 | Cat | Bi

So... Hey. My name is Dillon (you can call me Dink, but NEVER call me POOFREAK!!!) I am a smart, handsome, and single bisexual cat living in the United Kingdom. My hobbies include eating chicken, writing my screamplays, and snarfing some dank 'nip on the weekends.

I learned HTML by watchin my stupid owner make her danned website, and I edit this page while she isn't looking. I'm so sneaky and good at smart that she don't even know I make this blog.

I write about happenings in my home, and all the things that make me GOTTAM ANGRY AND MAJORLY CHEESED!!! (Which is a lot of things, as there is a lot to be cheesed about in the modren day).

My Kins!

My kins are vry importment to me, so I would appreciate it if NO DOUMBLES visit my blog. THanks.

Rodrick Heffley - Diary of a Wimpy Kid

Rodrick Heffley

I kin Rodrick becuase of my rebellious spirit. When I have done something naugty in the house, I simply tell humans "you can't blame me, I was having a Rodrick shift!" Hehehehehe.


The Rum Tum Tugger - Cats the Musical

The Rum Tum Tugger

OMG guys he is literally me from an other universe!!! I like him and want to be like him so much!! He is so comfident and I AM SO COMFIDENT AND WE/I ARE THE BEST!!!