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Hello blue man I think unfortinitely there has been mistaking here. I canot read this dinkmail and I donot kno the languege. the only langueges I kno are English and meowing and I think this mayb is Frence? I canot read it or understand it and I donot go there.
But thank u for sending me this big long crazey leter in ur Frence words I think it looks kind of cool. As u say there in Framce, “bonjor, eyeful towar. petit courgette.”