Okey... so LISTEN UP, GOTTAM INGRATES!!! My latest screamplay is finerly here! some times the summer heatings have mean my words got away from me, so slaving around in front of a HOT COMPUTER was so much workings. but i manage to DID IT, so there!!!
Dr. Illon In… BIG LORNDY! BIGGER TRUBBLE!
A WINNING SCREAMPLAY by DILLON THE CAT who is A MITY ELEVEM YEARS OLD!!!
INT. DR ILLON’S MITY TUMMYPARTS. DAY.
Da story start in the dark pink caven of Dr. Illon’s mity yet also tender and bisexual tummyparts. inside of da tummy, COLIN BOWL gards a STRONG PRISONCAGE made of da ripcage. Inside of the PRISONCAGE is da gost of that mean old shirmpe GRAYUM CHUMBE, who is rattling da barrs and scroeming and sceeming.
GRAYUM CHUMBE
this is unfair! I want 2 speake to a loyer!
COLIN BOWL
forgetitt!!! there is no loyers in tummytown, ducko! Stop shaking da bars of da ripcage or da big man will have to come down here and EATING YOU AGAIN! And then I will have to digesting you. And I donot want that because YOU ARE NOT TASTING VERY NICE!
GRAYUM CHUMBE
Screws yous, you insolent buttockpipe! I am going to be escaping through the backdoor now.
COLIN BOWL
gasp! You don’t mean…
GRAYUM CHUMBE
yes… dr illon’s stinking butt.
INT. THE LORNDY ROOM OF DR. ILLON’S ADANCED SCIENT LAB. DAY.
Dr. illon recine thinkfully on a giant pile of lorndy. The lorndy Is all stinky and sweaty becuse nurse mother is not very quick at getting it all done.
DR. ILLON
I do love a nice lying down on some lorndy becuse it smells like nurse mother so i feel reasure when she is out studdying and allat stuff. tho I do think nurse mother should be doing it so it does not littering about the place so bad.
DR. ILLON
lorndy is a type of scient done by women with all the smelly pink potions and stuff to make the clothes clean and spartly. It is almost as good as real scient and I am not sexist to say that and I apreciate mine nurse mother so much.
dr. illons tummy rumbles.
DR. ILLON
oof ouch it is like a guy is shaking around my ripcage!
A little dripple of pooing escrapes from dr illon and onto the OLDERLY PANTINGS he is sitting on. It is acident and NOT ON PURPOSE!
Inside the pooing, the tiny ghost of GRAYUM CHUMBE!!!
the OLDERLY PANTINGS start glowing a brown and moldy type glow!!!
Dr. Illon gets up to do more scients. He does not notice the SINISTRE PANTINGS!!!
INT. ADANCED SCIENT LAB. DAY.
Dr. Illon is doing his hardcore scient work at his deske. Poring around diferent gooes in beakers, screwdrivering robot bits and that kinds of stuff.
Nurse Mother walk in with her bag of studybooks. She is tird from long day of hard studdying.
DR. ILLON
ah, nurse mother. Have u been in the lorndy room latey? There is all big mountains of dirty lorndy and as much as it is good for laying on it needs to get cleaned.
NURSE MOTHER
Sorry Dr. Illon but I have been trying 2 study so much that I can be as smarte as you some day. I will try to do the lorndy some time but rite now I have to be reading books all the time. sorry…
DR. ILLON
okay nurse mother I am being very understandingable about it but also you need to do it some times as there is goo on my scient uniforms (lapcode or scubs or whtever it called gogle it later???)
NURSE MOTHER
sorry so much dr. illon I will try harder in da future.
Then… all of the suddenly…. The HORNTED OLDERLY PANTINGS POSESS BY THAT DEVIL GRAYUM CHUMBE flies about!!!
GRAYUM CHUMBE
YES!!! I AM ALIVE AGAIN! I AM LIVING! I AM FREE TO DOING MY LIFESTYLES OF CURSING AND HATRED UPON THE POPERLATIONS OF PEOPLE AND CATS LIKE THE DARK WIZARD THAT I AM!!!
NURSE MOTHER
is that… some nasty old pooey old pantings?
GRAYUM CHUMBE
yes!!!! Dr Illon squerted some of his pooing that contained some of my ETERNAL SPIRITUAL ESSESE onto these bad old pantings and NOW I LIVE ANOTHER DAY!!!!
NURSE MOTHER
gross, dr illon I thoat I told u not to doing that sort of thing…
DR. ILLON
IT IS NOT MY FALT NURSE MOTHER HE ESCAPED FROM MY BACK PASSAGES WITHOUT MINE KNOWING CONSENT! I am not to blame I am a smart and acomplish scienterist.
GRAYUM CHUMBE
tisk tisk tisk u unsmartly failscienterist!! you have a minermum security buttockpipe and your jailings are not so good!!!
DR. ILLON
how dare you???? my buttockpipe is strong and powerful and I am ALL ABORD DA TOILET TRAINING AT LEAST EIGHTY PERSENT OF DA TIMES!!!
GRAYUM CHUMBE
ye well thats not what I herd…. Some guy called Zoggy told me that you are always leaking your wastage in an unslightly and disgrateful manner…
DR. ILLON
lies!!!! I am more CONTINENT than NORTH AMERICER!!!
GRAYUM CHUMBE
rite!! that’s it!!! I am DOING A FIGHTING APON YOU!!!
GRAYUM CHUMBE flies down and starts fiting DR. ILLON with the edge folds of his stinking pantings like whippes. DR ILLON fights back with his claws and his MITY, RIPPLING ARM PARTS.
But the MAJOR STINKING of that devil GRAYUM CHUMBE is TOO GREAT, and DR. ILLON PASSES OUT FLAT ON THE FLOORED!!!! AAAH!!!
NURSE MOTHER catching him and holdes in her flabby old armage.
DR. ILLON
bluh wuh wuh wuh wuh…………. that stinking was….. so bad……
NURSE MOTHER
oh no…… not my special dr cat boy dr illon…..
GRAYUM CHUMBE
and ill do it again!!!!! but for now I am FLYING AWAY!!!
the grostly pantings fly away and BRAKING A WINDOW and smashing it and glass goes everywhere!!!!!!!!!
NURSE MOTHER
oh bother… now i am have to clean all of those small sharpings up….
DR. ILLON
coff coff. That EVIL OLD PARE OF PANTINGS!!!
EXT. STINKING DONKEY PADDUCK. DAY.
GRAYUM CHUMBE flies to a padduck full of smelly donkings. The donkings all moo in surpise (or whtever it is that they are saying…).
DONKEY
escuse me…. We are trying to do a CRISTMAS over here….
GRAYUM CHUMBE
oh no you don’t! I am a dirty panting and I hate DONKY CHRISMIS!!!
GRAYUM CHUMBE blasting WRETCHED GREIGE (green + beige) SLIMING OVER THE DONKINGS! THERE CRIMSAS GETS RUINED!!!
DONKEY
bleh! ueaghh! waawaa!
DONKEY 2
CHRISMIS IS RUINE FOREVER! THIS IS THE WORST DAY FOR DONKINGS! EVER!!!!
INT. ADANCED SCIENT LAB. DAY.
Back at DA LAB, DR. ILLON and NURSE MOTHER are reserching the crimings of that hornted panting GRAYUM CHUMBE. DR. ILLON has to were a sticky plaster on his nose becuse it is woondid from TOO MUCH SMELLY!!!
on a big screen is a map of THE LOCAL AREA, with green dots and STINK LINES from where GRAYUM CHUMBE did his stinking cursage.
DR. ILLON
That devile GRAYUM CHUMBE has struck in AT LEAST SIX PLACES NOW WITH HIS SLIMING. THE DONKEY PADDUCK. THE WET FOOD SHOP. RODGER DOWDY MISTER’S HOUSE. AND SERVERAL OTHERS!!!
NURSE MOTHER
and the dots on the map… they are in a sorts of shape…
ZOOOM in on DA MAP. The dottings are in a sort of weak, pafetic slightly r-like shape. Yes… Just like………..
DR. ILLON
a shirmpe.
NURSE MOTHER
wha?
DR. ILLON
the outsline of a shirmpe, like his true form. He’s tornting us…
NURSE MOTHER
wow. that is so bad and mean and sneaking of him.
DR. ILLON
living inside mine tummyparts must have given him a small faction of my mity smartings. Curiouse…
NURSE MOTHER
so how do we beating him?
DR. ILLON
well, the shirmpe is not so complete. Look, it don’t have a antenner on its head yet. So if we go ruferly to were the point of the antenner wood be…
NURSE MOTHER
then we find him and cancel his next attack!!! geniose!
DR. ILLON
ummm… I was talking… but yes.
NURSE MOTHER
sorry dr. illon. sorry.
DR. ILLON
That is okay nurse mother and if you look apon the mappings, you will sees that the next attack will be on… THE SCIENTDOME!!!
NURSE MOTHER
OH NO!!!
DR. ILLON
yes. It appear that we must call up my hamsome frend THE SCIENTMASTER to warn him. Nurse mother, fetch the SCIENT PHONE!!
NURSE MOTHER fetches da old lefer briefcase containing the SCIENT PHONE. she opens it up and fiddles with da buttens and dialings and a hollergram of HAMSOME CYBORG TIGER DA SCIENTMASTER APEAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AIR!!!
SCIENTMASTER
yes? What is it? I am having to cut that wide-butted cat LOPI out of a chair again becuse he is TOO FAT to fit in and take his MAJOR SCIENT EXAM.
DR. ILLON
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaah that is so funny that unsmartly grey cat is to fat to fit in the chairings. But I call u with URGANT, DEADLY NEWS. Mine old nemersis GRAYUM CHUMBE has reincartated into a STINKY PANTINGS that is flying about and doing slime on ppls. acording to mine smartnest reserch, ur SCIENTDOME is probaly the next to be under a tack from his poopy menise.
SCIENTMASTER
OH NO! OH NO! This is grave and dedly newsings. the SCIENTDOME is the best and most valuable place for HARDCORE SCIENT and it is needed to FORWARD THE BESTINGS OF ALL PPL AND CATS! YOU MUST COME HERE AND MAKE SURE IT IS SAFE FROM THAT GHASTY PANTING!!!
DR. ILLON
yes of course I will ride mine zip line.
NURSE MOTHER
oh no. da zip line gives me a tummy ache
DR. ILLON
well nurse mother u are just going to have to be BRAVE.
EXT. ROOF OF ADANCED SCIENT LAB. DAY
on da roof of the ADANCED SCIENT LAB bilding it is all flat and arond them is the busying skylies of the metorpolis all around them.
NURSE MOTHER and DR. ILLON are putting on there zip line harneses. The winding is strong and blowing and rustering there furs and hairs all cool like.
NURSE MOTHER have to help DR. ILLON get into his harnes, but her PORTLY, MEATY HANDS are all clumsying it up.
NURSE MOTHER
stay still DR. ILLON so I can doing up this clasping.
DR. ILLON
ow! that is too tite! and I donot want to were da harness
NURSE MOTHER
wel it has to be tighte so you are not slipping out of it.
DR. ILLON
I want to go on zip line!!!!
NURSE MOTHER
yeh well u have to were ur harness other wise u are just jumpin off a bildin and that is bad.
DR. ILLON
I am good and wel behave tho.
NURSE MOTHER
sorry dr illon, u are not more wel behave than DANGER and the safety is of the UPMOST IMPOTENCE.
Finerly, NURSE MOTHER doing up the claspings on the harness. It is a yellowy green tipe harnes like the colour of a bilding men and look fetchin on DR. ILLON wite and black furs, but also a bit uncomfotable to wearing and a bit demeening perhap.
The too of them jump off da bilding and are ziped along on a long string conect to the SCIENT DOME far away. they are flaping there arms and legs and wizing so fast it is like running on DA SKY.
DR. ILLON
weeeeee weeee this is so fun I love the zip lining!
NURSE MOTHER
bleh. I feel tire and sicky and I am too exerted so I gotta sit down.
NURSE MOTHER sit down on a cloude.
DR. ILLON
NURSE MOTHER! It have only been one minute why are u siting down???
NURSE MOTHER
just let mother sitting for a moment I am very tired and once I have rested I will finish doing zip line with you.
DR. ILLON
….. ok….
NURSE MOTHER
hmmm… this cloude is so comfortingable I think I will have just a small sleep to resting mine eyes.
DR. ILLON all furiouse-like yanks on his harnes attatch to nurse mother harness and falls her off of the cloude so that they can continue flying to save DA SCIENTDOME.
they keep wizing and flying and running on the sky, but nurse mother is a bit grumpy and board.
DR. ILLON
wee! Wee!! weeeee!!! this is so much fun I love the FREEDOM and the ETSITEMENCE.
NURSE MOTHER
yeh it prety good I gess but I have busying to do and also wolde much rafer scrole on fone.
DR. ILLON
NURSE MOTHER YOU SHOULD LERN TO DO FUNNINGS AND ADVENTURE.
Then…. The SCIENTDOME starts apearing on the horizing. First it is small, but as they get closer and closer it looming like a huge glass boob in the city skylines but in a cool way….
INT. THE SCIENTDOME. DAY
the too arive in DA SCIENTDOME, where the SCIENTMASTER is awaiting for them. next to him is DUNGASS UNSMARTLY FAILBOY LOPI who is stuck in a woden chare and it is partly chopt up with sores and screwdriver all around but he is STILL STUCKED FATLY and SOBBING UP A HUGE ONE!
SCIENTMASTER
thank goodnes you are here, smart DR. ILLON! I have seen in the sky the shadow of a sinister pant flying overhead. The attacking is going to be soon and we need the branes of you the hero!!!
DR. ILLON
hmmm… yes. I am arrived now and ready to saving the day. Now…. When that bad panting was in my house he flied out of it and breaking the windows, so probaly he will try to come in to the dome by breaking it so we will need nurse mother on standby with her dustpan and brush for cleaning up all of the little sharpings and we will need all of the scient and monster and fighting robot that you have about to beating him to death hopefully for good and for ever this time.
SCIENTMASTER
well of corse DR. ILLON, but dont you know of cause your invension the robot of justice is the most important and strongest robot in the forces of scient and needs to come here even tho he is at unerversity rite now but also we have plenty of fiting monster and strong robotses though ur robot is best.
DR. ILLON
yes I will send him an emale to get here amediately and his unerversity isn’t so far. but in the memetime open al the monsters cages and charge all the roboting and get redy for a war against the pants of GRAYUM CHUMBE!!!
EXT. THE FAST WINDING SKIES ABOVE THE SCIENTDOME. DAY
in the fast winding skies abouve the SCIENTDOME, that damnable panting GRAYUM CHUMBE is flapping his pooey pantflaps and flying and cackling and screaning and menacing all the townsepeple who are screeming and yelling and covering there noses.
GRAYUM CHUMBE
YES! YES! COWER IN FERE U INNERCENT TOWNSFOKES! I AM THAT DARK AND STORMY PANTING GRAYUM CHUMBE AND I HATE GOOD AND TRUTHING! THERE IS NOTHING EVER SLIGHTERLY GOOD ABOUT ME AND EVERYONE HATES ME AND I THINK I LIKE IT THAT WAY!! I HAVE POOED ON THOSE INNERCENT DONKEYS AND I WILL POOED ON THE WORLD AND IT WILL TAKE MANY PROFESHINILS AND MONEY TO DESTINK MY STANK!!!
INT. THE SCIENTDOME. DAY
in the scientdome, lots of robotes and fiting monsters have gather to do the attacking. There is BAD GRAMPAR, whose power is chainsaw and also destroying exotic cultures. SNAGEMARA, a big snake whose power is oversensitive hearing and being judgementil. LARGE UNCLE, whos power is lying down and taking up lots of room and making dents on the sofer with his hefty buttocks. And aslo may be some other guys like a dragin or a meduser or a giant hoova for sucking up the stinking.
SCIENTMASTER
wow. this is like a roges galley of good roges who are going to protet scient.
DR. ILLON
yes and they are grippling for a fite! So strong! But we need I think one more solder for da war. If only da…
THE SCIENT DOOR BUSTS OPEN. IT IS…. DA ROBOT!!! the ROBOT is wering black unerversity clothes like a cape and some robes and aslo a unerversity hat wich is like a round hat with a flat squere on top of it? And a fun tasel for playing with I think if u get bord in classes.
ROBOT
I AM HERE! LEARNED AND READY FOR CLOPPERING THAT BAD PANTS!
DR. ILLON
Yes! Mine own powerful metal son! Now we are ready to beat those olderly GOTTAM pantings!
THEN…. A HUGE, STINKING CRACKING IN THE SEELING! THE DOME OF THE SCIENTDOME CRAKES APART IN A LIKE A COOL SPIDERWEB PATERN AND A HOLE APEARS AND THROUGH IT FLAPES…. DA DAMN BAD POOEY PANTING GRAYUM CHUMBE!!!!!!!!!!1
GRAYUM CHUMBE
FINALY I HAVE COME TO DESTROY THE SCIENTDOME IT IS THE HOME OF ALL GOODNESS AND COOLNES IN THE WORLDE AND I AM GOING TO DEMOLISHING IT BECUSE I AM BAD!!!!!!
ROBOT
JUSTICE MODE ACTIVATED! BAD JUSTICE LOCATED!
THE FIGHTING IS BEGIN! ALL OF THE CHARACTERS ARE GANGING UP AND PUMMERLING THAT OLDERLY PANTING WITH THERE FISTS BUT ALSO SORTA ACIDENTLY FITING EACH OTHER A BIT BECUASE ITS SO MANT OF THEM GUYS ON JUST ONE GUY. BUT MOST OF THE FITING IS ON GRAYUM CHUMBE.
DA ROBOT LASERING AND PUNCHING ON HIM. NURSE MOTHER GIVING HIM HER DISAPROVILE GLARE AND BRUSHING UP THE SHARPINGS WITH DUSPPAN AND BRUSH. SNAGEMARA DOING JUGEMENTAL BITINGS. LARGE UNCLE FLOPPING ON HIM WITH HIS BUTTOCK, WHICH ARE LIKE LARGE ROAST BEEFS. AND DR. ILLON, USING HIS POWERFUL SCIENT CLAWS TO TEAR AT THE CLOTHE OF THE FLOPPY OLD PANTINGS.
then... GRAYUM CRUMBE START GLOWING IN A LUNIMOUS NEON BROWN, CHARGING UP HIS ULTIMATE ATTACK….
GRAYUM CHUMBE
PRESHER WASHER HARDCORE DIAREEAR BEAM!!!!!
THE EVERYONE JUMP OUT OF THE WAY JUST BEFORE THE BEAM IS LORNCHING, XCEPT…. LOPI WHO IS FATLY TRAPPED IN A CHAIR?!? HE CANNOT MOVE OR ESCAPE OR N E THINK!!!
LOPI
SCREAMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
THE BEAN HITS LOPI LIKE A HARDCORE SUPER HEVY PRESURE WASURE BUT OF POOING!!! IT IS SO HARD AND FORSEFUL LIKE SANDPAPER POO WIND, AND IT REMOVING ALL THE FLESH FROM HIS BODY UNTIL HE IS NOTHING BUT A GROTTY OLD BONING. ALL OF THE BONINGS FALL THRU THE GAPS IN THE CHARE AND CLUNKLE ON DA GROUND.
DR. ILLON
ha. well that is one way 2 get FAT LOPI out of chare….
NURSE MOTHER
he… seriosly just kill that guy? Deflesh him like the last bit of wet food left in the bole?! That is so damatic and serious and GROSSE and I donot like that.
A GREY, FAT SPIRITING flies out of the bonings on the floor. it is…. gostly LOPI!!!!!
DR. ILLON
no, I think he is fine.
GRAYUM CHUMBE
GRAT! AND I THINK MINE SPECTRAL POOTANK RUNNITH EMPTY. SO NOW I CANOT DO ANY MORE BLASTIN…… GRRRRRR……
LOPI
I say….. I appear to be back as a fat ghosts? Incorporal? I donot like this so much….
GRAYUM CHUMBE
well… it is not so bad if u can find a new body to poeses
LOPI
like tohse pantings?
GRAYUM CHUMBE
ye
LOPI
give me those!
GRAYUM CHUMBE
no no no! these are MINE pantings.
LOPI and GRAYUM CHUMBE fite over the olderly pantings. they are flying about and bangin into each other, and since LOPI is major fatheavy he KNOCKS THE WHOLE GHOSTING strate out of the PANTINGS!!!
LOPI GHOST PUT ON THE PANTING AND BECOME THE PANTING!!!
LOPI PANTING
I say…. cotten blend foldulence. these are lutsury retro anteek pantings….
GRAYUM CHUMBE DE-PANTED
nooooooo!!!!!1
A HOEL APEAR IN THE GROUNDE AND GRAYUM CHUMBE FALL DOWN IT INTO HELL!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
LOPI PANTING
ha… thats what I do to bad old shirmpes.
DR. ILLON
heh. just as my plannings. ….
SCIENTMASTER
realy dr. illon? You knowd the hole time that the STINKING GOST OF FAT LOPI will nock the gostings out of GRAYUM CHUMBE?
DR. ILLON
yes I am smarting and alway about seven step ahead and may be eite of your regular brainings. I can see thru time and into all the futures and I saw in a million universe this happens… it was easy to think and I PUT ALL OF THE COSMIC DOMERNOSE IN PLACE TO FALL FOR THE BEHELLING OF THAT SHIRMPLY PANTING!!!
SCIENTMASTER
wow that is THE MOST SCIENT EVER! You have won a TROPHY and also a KISSING ON BY ME!!!
DR. ILLON AND THE SCIENTMASTER DO KISSING WITH TONGES… EVERYONE CLAPS!!!!!!! etseps from mara becuse she do not have handse :/
INT. THE LORNDY ROOM OF DR. ILLON’S ADANCED SCIENT LAB. DAY.
Back in da LORNDY ROOM, NURSE MOTHER is FINERLY doing the lorndy includin the LOPI PANTING who is spining in the washing masine and making an 0o0 face becuse he has never been WASHED UPON b4.
DR. ILLON
heh. finarly u are doing the washing…
NURSE MOTHER
yes well I thote after BIG LORNDY causing BIGGER TRUBBLE (lol) I shode be doing mine motherly dooties and DOING LORNDY.
DR. ILLON
finerly… I can have clean lapcode and scubs for my scienting……
LOPI PANTING
guys i think i am clean enugh already and i am DAMP AND DIZZY!
DR. ILLON
silence, panting!
THE AND.
FADE 2 BLACK.