so I am oficially BOYFRIEND GIRLFRIEND with my GIRLFRIEND who 4 tha porperses of the internet will remaining ANONYMOSE AND UNNAME for her discreting. I ask her if she want to be BOYFRIEND GIRLFRIEND with me on VALENTIMES DAY and she say yes even tho maybe she doesn’t know so much what that means. we are now kissing dayly and some times twice dayly and at nite thru the glass and the glass FRENCE DOORS is coverd in mine kissprints.
also mine GIRLFRIEND is getting on nicely with mother. i saw mother in the garden and mine girlfriend walked past and went up to her and mother petted on her nicey style. later mine girl friend sayd how nice mine mother is and her hands are nice at petting and while slighty i agree with her, i aslo had to tell mine GIRLFRIEND that mother is frequent loud farting and taking smely medisines and loudly crying about her personal falures and regrets at life so she is NOT SO COOL! Gjrl friend thoght this funny and mine mother so DUMB!!!
but also i thint mine GIRLFRIEND is not so much understandin the relationship of BOYFRIEND GIRLFRIEND and what it MEANT IS. some times i have seen her hangin around with other cats (girl and boy cats) like the neiberhood blak cat (girl) and tha ginger and white cat (boy) and brown and wite cat call BUFFCAT (i think boy?) who used to be super tuff and muscruler but now he is not and his wide arms i think may be causeded by parasite and went away with medisine? and she is hanging around with them and some times kissing and playing and it makes me a bit….. confused and jelers?
I ask her “what gives? We are ment to be BOYFRIEND GIRLFRIEND but I am seeing u kissing on other girls and boys?”
And she say… “well we r still GIRLFRIEND BOYFRIEND and may be I am also GIRLFRIEND BOYFRIEND or GIRLFRIEND GIRLFRIEND with those guys 2. and you can GIRLFRIEND BOYFRIEND with someone else if u like.”
“okey well,” i say, “I am indoors cat and donot know any more elergible GIRLFRIEND BOYFRIEND cats than u. so we shode be esclusive BOYFRIEND GIRLFRIEND.”
And she say “lol…… not doin that.”
And I want to continue bein BOYFRIEND GIRLFRIEND with her becuse she is prety and smart and good at kissing on the glass, but mine feelings are all confused and wet and slopping around like a big pot of cement bein sturred in a pot on the stofe like a soup. that is what it feels like. i am a FEMERNIST and respecting women (etsept mine mother) to do there own stuff and may be have as many boy and girl friends as there liking, but when i am just one of them and i donot know even if i am the faverote (i am hoping so!) it is may be a but comfusing and jelersing me.
Some times i am wishing that I could be an outdoors cat and participate in outdoors cat society such as hunting mouses and hanging out and knowing more about having BOYFRIEND GIRLFRIEND. but aslo I donot like to be wet from rained on, and may be mine wet foods and boyslops is tasting better than crunchy mousings. and I am scared of cars and also there are no toys or electricity blankets or internets for mine bloging outside, so perhaps it is best i am staying indoors where I am. Maybe when it is warm enuf 2 go for walkings on a lead again I will see mine GIRLFRIEND with no GLASSINGS between us and kiss irl and prove I am THE BEST OF HER BOYFRIENDS GIRLFRIENDS, but also I will be on a lead bein held onto by mother and she will watchin and that will be awkward :/