Ur blog is infested with cobwebs and that’s nasty. Call an exterminator or something. Gross.

- Anonymous

Umm… This might be your first day on the internet because THAT IS A BACKGROUND. It is a background of dark gothic red spiderwebs to convey the gothicness of my soul according to my highly sophisticated aesthetic sensibilities.

And if it WAS infested, don’t you think I would just EAT THE SPIDERS, THEN, YOU MALFEASANT SMARTHOLE!!!!

I open up my own personal PRIVATE blog for DINKMAIL and you SENT THIS CODSWALLOPS?!?!

RUDE! RUDE! JAIL FOR AMONYNUS!!!