Dear Dillon,

I was interested in something you said in your last post. Your mother doesn’t know that you blog? And you don’t want her to know? Are you scared of being found out?

- Anonymous

Okay well anomynos thank u for ur polite curiosing unlike other RUDE anus mooses I have had in the past.

Mine mother does not kno ever about mine blog, or even about mine wicked brainsmarts in the understandings of languege. I am secret on the conpuder when she is not around doing mine blog and watching anime fite scenes on youstube and writin mine screamplays when the creative urgings strike and she is all dumb about it like the world’s worste realiser.

I think some time that it mite be notsobad for mother 2 knowin about it. humanse are not so good at understandin cats’ accenting (to u it all sounds like meow meow meow and allat kind of gumph), so if i could be typin mine MIGTY NEEDS to her perhaps by email i would general be getting more of the things that i want and she would not be so misunderstandingable. and if she tried to snitching and exposing my POWER to the world then she is portly and incredible (as in, not credible. mine mother is AVERAGE AT BEST) and nobody listen.

but aslo most of the time i think it is best that she is not knoing, for many reasons but the bigest of it is may be all of the monies i have taking from her. there was £159.99 fiasco from that DANNED DISCRIMINATING DATING WEBSITE, and also a bunch of other things like the american dollards for mine web hotsing and may be I did just a litle bit of ONLINE GAMBELING…. (it looked etsiting but i kind of mostly bigly lost). she does not rly notice tha odd coining floating away from her bankakount and I think it shuold stay that way. if she read my blog and lerned of mine spenting and knowed that i am smart in somany ways it would make things very awkwerd and may be she would expecting me to get a job to paying her back? I would not like that.

i think i would have 2 sit in an ofice and typin on a BAD compuder having no fun all day and i would not like it. it is same as the mity arrangatang who is good at talkin and usin mobile fone and wearin clothe in secrit but hangs around in tree all nakid all day to get INFINITY BANANAS AND TREATS in tha zoo bc if humans knew there smart they would have 2 GET JOBS AND DOING CIVIC DUTIES. NOBODY WANTING THAT BOTHER.

so yeah I HUGELY, LARGELY PREFER THAT SHE IS IN IGNORINCE ABOUT IT (as she is igorint about most things)