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WHAT THE ACTUAL GOTTAM HENK?! THIS IS THE RUDEST DANNED THING I EVER SEE’D!!!! I AM A REAL SCREAMWRITER AND I AM GOING TO WRITE SO MANNY BESTSELLING SCREAMPLAYS!!!

You are So Rude Actually. Smashing a young cat’s dreams like this. This is why no cats succeed in Holly’s Wood; you neigh-sayers neigh all over us and BANISH US TO SMITHEREENS. Well, I’ve got news for you, Mr. Amonymus (what kind of a name is that anyway??? Cringe!!!) . Cat cinema is gonna be the next big thing, and I’m gonna be ridin’ that wave, baby!!!

I am going to write BESTSELLING SCREAMPLAY, which make movie starred in RODGER DOWDY MISTER!!! And you are going to see it and feel So Jelly Of My Talentes.

If any of you know who this guy is, let me know so I can POUND HIS PORK and make him leave my poor dinkmail alone.