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it is currently the COLDSOME month for NOVEMBING, and after its packed in storage in MARK, the ELECTRICITY BANKET ON MOTHER’S BED IS BACK FOR DA WINTERING BAYBEE!!

but that means a returning to the complercated politicking of the electricity blanket, becuse unfortunate the other cattings do not recognise mine NATURAL GOTTAM AUFORITIY. well, mosty a sertin… ZIGGY who is ABLIVIERS to my rulings.

mothers bed (wich i have forgiving for its CREAKLY crimes and not having executive crevise after one yere of brainful warring) is a duble bed, wich she say so many times is “enuf room for one people and two cat.” but what she does not getting is that when i am recining thinkfully on the warm blanking, i donot want to looking at or smelling on that stinking ZIGGY. what mother does not understanding is that while ziggy’s phisical body is smale enuf to fit on bed alongside me, his ANNOYINCE RADIUS is so so so much longer and wider and taler than that, and that is pushin and shovin and repelling me like too rong sides of a manget trying to kiss (or tuch butts. i donot kno manget sience. normil manget behaving is one kiss to one butt and i kno that).

so when i am siting and ziggy is trying to sitting with me, i start fiting and restling and hitting him hardly until he goes away to lick at his hurting parts. and i get the bed to mineself agen and i am hapy about that.

etsept… latey mother has think that i donot get to keep my “ill gotting ganes,” and if i do kik ziggy away from the bed then mother KICKS GOTTAM ME OFF?!? BADLY?! it is just a bit of fiting on ziggy and i do it alll the times when she isn’t looking and i donot see why it is such a problem!

but that mean to sit on the eletrisity blanket i need to follow the rules. i sit on the blanket and ziggy sit on the blanket and mother sit on the blanket doing her mother-type things like watching mother programs and doing mother corsework for her DANNED STUPID matser decree in “proze fictin” and me and ziggy are staring at each other with simering angryful anermosity. well, i have anermosity. ziggy is too stupid even to get even very angry, so he just sit there with a face like O-O all stupid like. And my face is like Ò﹏Ó so angery with specil FRENCH o’s for my eyes. and for houres and allnite wile mother is sleeping we are engage in brainful warfaring.

but it is not so fun to warfare if the catting u are warfaring agenst does not really kno or care that we are warfaring. ziggy with his SMALE BRANE and SMALE EYES is not caperble of violents realy and he just likes geting pettings from mother with his sloppery head.

i am lucky that a sertan… LOKI donot care about eletricity blanket and sleep in other placings to dream of his poims.