Photoes Of Mineself Looking Hamsome

Recetly, mother did a stupide thing. She left her phone chargin plug into her laptop conputer WITH IT ALL SWITCH ON! Hahaha! so I use the power of mighty FILE EXPLORER to probe into mother’s SECRET PHONE FILES AND PHOTOGRAPS! There were a lot of photoes of grass and plantes and allat crap about where mother goes to, and also lots of pictures of the close up rashes and alements of her body that I DID NOT NEED TO SEE (mother is sickly and rong and gross 2 me), but also photoes of mineself that are VERY HAMSOME! I want 2 share them with you so you can all see my hamsome and maybe if u are also a bisexual cat you can become attracted to me perhaps?

If you are thinking that I am ugly, 1. I AM NOT. 2. STAY AWAY AND DONOT LOOK!

Here is a photo of me and mine squirry. This is after he was lovingly restore by mother, and you can see his hamsome grey eyeball that mother sowed onto him so he cold see me again after so long of being eyeles and moldy.

In this photoe perhaps I look a little grumpie and surly. I think I had a lot on my mind that day, such as THE EVIL GRAHAM CRUMB!! and thus running on perhaps a medium sulk. It would be a heavy sulk if not for mine squirry holding back mine anger.

And here is me with another stuff aminal friend of mine, terrence mcflurry the sheep who is good for cuddling and resting mine head upon. His cute face unlocks mine tenderness side, and I feel relax when I am around him. He soofes mine powerful energie and natural wild spirit.

Here is mine relatsed and inviting side when I am chilled out and showing off mine soft and squichy tummyparts. you can see mine black tummyspot here, which I like to be petted on sometimes.

This is a photoe of me sat atop the famly Mopoly set, with mine butt touching all the peices. If u check da rulebook, this means that I am the winner!!!

I am very interested in game of Mopoly, and would like 2 lern play it to increase all the ways that I AM WINNING IN THE WORLD AND SUPERIOR 2 OTHERS. Unfortnately, I donot have opposingable thumbes 2 move all the pieces. I try to develop a system in wich I delercately manoover the peices with mine anus, though this did not work out very well. We still cannot find da littel metel dog…

This is a photoe of me back when I was smaler. It is hard to beleve that I was once so litle and small and cute. If it was now times, I would probly be EVEN TOO BIG TO FIT IN THAT SMALL BED! Back then I was only eight weeks old kittin, and NOW I AM A MITY ELEVEM YEARS OLD!!!

Here is a photo of me laying atop uncle’s birtday cake, COMPLETELY OBITERATING IT! Useraly I like mine uncle, but on this day (his birthday) he made me angry so I CRUSHED UPON HIS CAKING! In the backround u can see mother’s fishy pills which she takes for her SORE AND CREAKY!

Here is a photoe of me PASSING MINE FIRM JUDGEMENT AND DISAPROVILE of this stuff amninal made by mother with her BAD SOWING SKILLS. It was made of a damp dished towl and it smeled bad and its EYES MADE ME ALL AFRAIDE!

Here is me with another toy made by mother for me, this time with “croshay” (making nots in string with a hook). Tho it is still VERY UGLY, I kno it took a lot of time to make, so I tried real hard 2 look GRATEFULL. To do this I had to shut mine eyes so I cold not see da horridble thing.

This is a photoe of me sitting so politey wile tolerating mine brother Loki. On that day I tolerated him for ten hole minites without fiteing, even tho he is a loudemoth and bragful and too much reading books.

This is me after I get done readin “da bell jar.” I donot understand this book so much, but it did encourage mine sad feelings.

Here I am LOST IN A DARK PORTAL ACROS INFINERT DIMENSIONS!!! aka looked at thru the hallways window. The glass there is all funny-lookin, and lookin out is like a kaliderscope….. tripy….

And finely,,, here is me dozing on the sofer, feeling very peacefilled…. U can see in this photo mine purest energy in that I am just a smale kity at heart, and all I’m want do is have a nap.