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it is right now such a thing as a "heatwave." This means that for no reason the sun is decided to shoot hot lazers at us for like no reason. This is somethin 2 do with global warming i think where all of the cloads of BLACK GUMMICH from cars and trains and busses and big large palution factories is floting up into tha air 2 make the sun sneezy and this makes the sun mad which is why it is shooting its lazers at us, the humple ppl and cats of the land.

i think may be the suitmans of the world shode stop shoting BLACK GUMMICH into the sun to make it less bad and it should be limitd to car only when YOU NEED IT. but they cannot do that becuse of SELFVISH and now we r all bein cooked like a patato in da oven!!

anyway it is WORSE because i kno one person who ISN'T SUFFERING: MINE MOTHER! this is because are ARENT'IE, who house is ALLEGEDLY nice and cool, went on holaday 2 other lands and needed some1 2 stay in her hous so it doesn't get stolen. Which is mother. And she did not even ASK me if I wanted 2 come wich is RUDE!!! she is sitting on a nice hous and i am here with SWETTY UNCLE AND GRAMMAR AND GRANDPAR melting into juices from the warming. i am mostly puddle-shape these days lyin on tha hallways flore bc it is konck crete so it is not as boiling as elsewheres.

and when mother did come visit home, it was not for me her darling boyson, but for that stinktankerous reptile Mara, who got SICKED FROM THA WETHER. I think she shode have sucked it up bc i thoat reptiles liked the heating like in AFRICA, but no and mother came home 4 her and gave her an icy drink and open windows and a fan sucking out all the heat thru tha window. Which is UNFAIR bc i am not allow to be in a room with open window and all I did was one time i fell out of one and another time back when Loki was kittin I PUSHED HIM becuse i did not like his smugly face. and now for my whole life now i am not allowed open windows but Mara is. this is becsause she is "sacure in her vivariun" which... it is just a stuped box i don't caring!!!

and b4 mother left to go back 2 cool Arent'ie's place I tried 2 meow 2 tell her to TAKE ME AWAY but she just chuckled and said "u donot have flee treating rite now, and aslo Arent'ie would not want u making stinky messings in her house." which.... MOTHER is also making stinky messes but hers is empty crisp packets and crumbs and damp tissues from her ALL THE TIME CRYING which is not so much the same as my litter tray and sometime sicking. i miss her a bit but also it is good 2 have a breke from her kissin my hed and suckin out my good ideas. may be i colde rite another Dr Illon soon?

I have also been in ponderance of the strange blue Frenceman who wrote me 2 dinkmails. The link in his misterous Frence letter was 2 "peas on earth," which is some crazy ppl who like peas? peas are like smal round gream beans so i donot like them. Frence ppl is like a whole other world of things goin on that I donot understand...