mine mother is a strangely woman and I will not even pratend to understan her problomes and ideyosincrazies. I saw her recent eating a pile of strange grey meats on a plate, and I sniffed it and it kindof… smelled all wrong? Not like normal meating of cow or pig or chicking, but of like… bred? like if u went hunting a shotted a wild lofe of bread and cooked it. and obvius this is strangely meating, and everone saw it. Uncle ask what it is and mother say…. SATAN?!?! like the devile?!?
So she is eating devilmeat. I can only imagen it is cut off by tha sords of tha angels when they go down to his hellsome apatrements to bother him. i have seen that guy on the south park and he has meat to spare I think in his peks and sitspak and lumply sholders. And when in the church they eat jesers’s meat it is like a bred so i think all of the suppernatrel beings are all wheatly I gess.
And this is becuse of thing called diet that mother is doing to get less portly around the middle. She has done this somany times and she gets a bit less fat for a wile but gets even more fat later. I have herd how she gets out-puffed just standin up from chare so why even bother at this point??? Diet is like a lite version of dying so you get a little bit zombiesome to get more handsome. But not all the way like that. It is like the nitendo DS Lite wich was like… the hamsomer versin of the original nentendo ds who was fat. but if the nintenodo was toomuch died it would be thin like papar and shater to crumbes in tha hands of gamers and hurt there feelings. It is about MODERATING.
Mother has been diet for like a month now, and I donot see much diferint to her fattings. And if n e thing she is more anoying alway wining about hungry. But she has suposed lost nine poundes (tummy pounds, not money pounds, tho coinsidental mother is also poor), wich is like… the weite of a cat. I wasgoing to say that this is stupet becuse mother probly lost that much wait by doing birth to me, but then I rember that I am adopted so she didn’t even do that.
and I here so much now about calaries, wich is like a points sistem of diferint foodings. More calaries is like a more powerful fooding, but also more fatsome towards u. it is like in yugyoh but insted of blue eye wite dragon u have gregs sasage role. mother her hole life has been majorly wining this game without rlly trying and getiing large pointings by basicly inhaling so much of cakes and pastries and geggs sasage roles without even knowing about the points. but now she does kno and is losing weit and losing points. I prefer to be winsome in everything so I wode not do that, but if mother wants to losing her game to get more hansome it is okay. Mother is like in tomanjerry where the mouse eat the cheese and goes all cheese shape because the chese is big, etsept it is like mother ate a large pile of tractor tires.
N e way. U mart my wordes i donot think this will working for a long term. Mother will get tire of so hungry all the time and eat a big cake and then cry about it and then eat anofer big cake to make up for the sad of eating the first cake. And she will get even more roundly and palesome until olde timey walesmen (welsh ppl? From whalesland?) will shote her with there big harpone gun and suck out all her larding to make candels and lamp oil for to go to bed and not be scare of all the goblings in the dark. That is what I think.