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so mother and her INTERNET SHOPPINS brougt another thing into mine life. it is a plushy of a snake like mara but it is not like mara because it is SOFT and FURRY. If mara had gotten that way i assume that it is becuse her going OFF AND MOLDY like a CHRISTMAS YOGERT!!! she bort it i assume for herlef and her amotional issues of being a sadlady, but she did not like it so gave it to cats for playing. like a lot of things i think cat toybox is maybe closer than the bins?

and i am so normal about this thing. i see Ziggy and Loki playing and I join them and I am not at all getting so afraid of it that i jump up all legs at once like a gazel jumping away from a lion. I am not doing that because of my BIG AND GROWN. it is just a toy and toys are nice friends for me and not going to eat. But snakes is eating things like mise and rats and mara told me this. If a REAL smake eats REAl mousings, might a toy snake try to eat mine squirry hypathetically?? This is not true and I am grown but for unknown reasons squirry lives upstairs now and not in the toybox with the snake. 

I have seen the videos on the televising (on the YouTube app on our brainfilled SMARTLY televising) of where cats are eating there dinnerse and the human put a snakely fruiting like a culumber or a baner behind them and they see it and jump so high and their ears go all aeroplaney and they are all like whoah that is a scary thing. I think that is stupid because it is just a fruitly or a vegtable and is not a snake! But the personal feelings deep inside of being in the savanner in another life is too strong, and the memories of having to run away from snakes and large dogs and men with circus chains become true again for real. And it is so bad about it. 

Not that I am feeling that because I am brave. When the snake toy was in my corner where I like to be to DREAM OF FUTURE NOVILES AND SCREAMPLAYS i did not run cowardly away from it instead i hitted it on its head and it went away!!! if u here any news from Loki or perhaps a stinky Ziggy about hiding under tables and stuff then that is NOT IT AND I DIDNOT DOIT!

in other news that is also somewhat snakey, Mara recieve in her specil house a revamp and CLEANING HER NASTY TURDINGS and making it nicer in there. It is now all soyle and green and plants like a wild place and it is "bioactive." i asome this is may be like radioactive and may be the powerful gammer rays from the green things in there to give her greater powers. i fear her getting more powersome slightly because of her judgementile behavor such as disaproving mine noises,and if she was more powersome she could biting me about it. But the door of her house is very heavy and locking so even if she was hulkly big then she is not coming out of there and if she did get powerlarge then that is only her problem for her living space. i am not scared, again.

i am not scared of anything ever. when i am at the vets handsome nurses put their needles in me to make me strong and i smile. Graham Crumb tries to run me flat with his fasting car but I artfully step to the left and he rolls on down into the lake. the touch of a snake plushy does NOT make a litlebit of peeing come out from fear. So if u hear that I did..... THAT IS WRONGEROUS UNTRUE INSULTERIES!!!

aslo, one moar thing. I thote there was no wetfooding worse than the one with GREAM DANNED BEANS! Well..... I thoat rong. CARRATS IS SO MUCH WORSE!!!!!