So today wen MOTHER get done from her hardworkin studyin (she is takin up all the time on the conpuder i hardly ever get to bloggin these days!!!), i go on her conpuder all sneeky like and logon 2 mine SECRIT DINKMAIL ADDRESS to find… an emale in there from INTERNET HOSTING COMPANY
they say that TODAY (ottober fifteen or whtever) is 1 yere since I made this blog. One hole trip of the erth flying around in space all the way round the sun or the moon or the galatsy or wtever it is that makes it a year. 365 dayings and nite times and so many many memories. Of mine rageful nemersis GRAHAM CRUMB, of mine somany so good screamplays, of mine HONEST TRUTHING AND HARDCORE THOATS. ONE YEARING OF ALLATHAT!!!
and the reson they email me is not just from thinkful hopings from kindly birthday wishes… Oh no. When I make blog, I got from them one year trialeing of there “hosting” and “domain.” And I think back then that a yere is so so long ago that I donot care about paying eventual and probs even them forgetaboutit. But now that yere is happened and they did not forget and I owe them severals of exsotic currensy call “AMERICAN DOLLARDS” for there services goin forward. Many dollards, I counted them on my toes and it was more even than that. not as much I think as 159.99 I spend on BANNED DATINGS WEBSITE (GRRRR). But so much for me to take from mother’s bank acount. i think she will be cryin about it so much when she finds out, but she will not kno it was me and I am loving on my blog too much to stopping now. mother is so financially errorsponsible that i think she not even notice between LARGE BURGER DINNERS and BUYING NOTEBOOKS AND THEN NOT RITE IN THEM!!!
and you may wonder. Saying if you care so much about the date Dillon then why are there no dates on any of your posts? Well I will tell you. I donot caring so much about passing time and dates unles it is USEFUL for my LARGEMENT and IMPORTENCE. such as christmas when i get presints and my birthday when I get presints but aslo ONE YEAR LARGER AND MORE SENIORMOUS. I AM GETING LARGER BUT NOT OLDER BC OLD IS A BAD THING THAT HAPEN TO OLD PPLS LIKE MINE OLDERLY MOTHER (25 NOW!!! STOPPPP IT!!!). I AM GROWING NUMERICALLY LARGER. It is like geting taller as opose to geting fatter; fat is the old of phisical space and old is the old of time. EVERONE KNO WICH THEY WANT TO BEING!! AND MY MOTHER FELL OFF THE TRAIN OF BEING OLD AND FAT!