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So on the other daying I was go to the vets for mine checkup and vacinatings. This is something I feel mixed sorts of way about, because I like the fussing and attentions of handsome nurses who tell me I am cute and nice, but I donot like the stabbing with needles to put there juicings in me, so it is a swings and roundabouts kind of day. When mostof the time I am inside watching the televising then a change of routine can be my spice of life for a little bit, though I am glad agen to be home after and sitting down all calm-like.

And I got out of the box and they scan my michaelchip to make sure it is still there (unfortunate that it is, as I was not able to remove it like the last one), and give me my annual stabbings, and then I am put on the scale to measure my weight. I am all times of my life sleek and lean, and tho I am tall and long I am all in proportings and normal-like, unlike Loki who is megafat and Ziggy who is smallfat to medium with yucky bald tummy. Or so I am thinking. And I step on the scale and the handsome spainish (from spane) vet lady kindof tutted a bit. She say that I am 200 grames hevier than I was at my last chekup and that is fatly of me. That is quite a lot of weight 200 grames like the weite of the amont of butter in a cake, or the weight of a good-sized hampster, wich is a lot. And I get back in mine travel box prety sharpish out of embarisment.

And mother and grampar who are there talk to the vet about why this is and grampar say that when I am sitting down 2 watch a movie with him and grammar I am eating pringles like they are eating pringles. I like to watch movies with grammar and grampar becuse even tho they are majorly old their taste in movies is all frillers and horrers and I like to see scary movies like that. And they are eating pringles and I get a few of the pringles to enclude me in there goingson. But the vet was agast at that and said that pringles are not food for cats and to stop giving them to me. So now I am FAT and BEREFT OF PRINGLES!!! Thank SPAINISH VET LADY…

I am feeling a KINSHIP with my fatly mother now. If this is what it feels like to be fat then I donot like it and I shode may be runaround to leaning myself a bit.