My Newest And Best Screamplay Ever! - The Robot Of Justice!
Well, mine amazing screamplay is finally finished! I think this is my mangum opers, and it will be the most winning screamplay ever!
I think that maybe my very favourite actor, Rodger Dowdy Mister, should play the robot when this inevitably gets turned into the ultimate best movie ever! And because I am such a talented auteur, I feel like I should play Dr. Illon which IS FAIR AND JUST AND RIGHT, AND WILL OPEN UP DOORS FOR ME IN HOLLY'S WOOD!!! Not because I am self-centred, I am just talent auteur and nobody gets THE NUANCES OF WRITING AND PERFORMANCE except MINE OWN SELF!
THE ROBOT OF JUSTICE
A Screamplay by Dillon the Cat (who have just turned age elevem!!!!)
INT. ADANCED SCIENT LAB. DAY.
There is a scienteriffic lab filled with all sort of adanced tecknical equipment. On a big machine is a large black robotic insect, which is open so u can see all of its HARDCORE COOL internal cogs and wires inside.
DR. ILLON, hamsome bisexual cat scientist, is tinkerin with the robot. There is also lab assistant, NURSE MOTHER, who is PORTLY AROUND THE MIDDLE and FINANCIALLY ERRORSPONSIBLE, who is also there.
DR. ILLON
Hmm… Mine robot is almost complete.
ROBOT
MUST… SEEK… JUSTICE…
NURSE MOTHER
You are such a smart and adanced scientist dr. illon perhaps in the hole world. Wonce you’re robot is finished, what will you do with it?
DR. ILLON
Well nuse mother, my robot has an auto matic justice seeking lazer on its face that will MAJORLY BLAST bad-doers and the unfair. It will always do as I tell it to bring more good to the world and helpe the down tredden.
NURSE MOTHER
wow i think this is so inchresting.
ROBOT
ONE MORE COG… I NEED ONE MORE COG…
DR. ILLON
Ok robot I will just put that in now.
Dr. Illon founds just one small cog on the table and puts it inside the robots chest. He shuts the door like its the door of a cubbid, and the robot starts runnin around on its many robotic bug legs.
ROBOT
I LIVE! I LIVE! I AM LIVING!
NURSE MOTHER
You did it Dr Illon! You are a genuis, way more so than other cats like profesor Lopi and his lab asistant Zoggy.
DR. ILLON
yes i know the extend of my genius even scare me sometime. Now, let’s us go and save the world with our robot.
EXT. GREAM BEAN FACTORY. DAY
Dr. ILLON, NURSE MOTHER,AND DA ROBOT ARE OUTSIDE OF A HUGE EVIL GREAM BEAN FACTORY THAT LOOKS LIKE THE SORT OF CASTLE MADE BY A COUNT DACULA!!!
DR. ILLON
okae, the first test of my special robot will be on this evil factory that manafactures the evil vegeble known as “gream bean.” these vegetable makes peoples tummy want to die, which suppresses the natural wild spirit.
NURSE MOTHER
Are you sure this is right tihng to do dr illon? Maybe a gream bean is good for your coat to make it more spartly and clean? May be it is helthy and u are just don’t like it?
DR. ILLON
shut up nurse mother i am a smarter than you becuaes of my PHD in scient which stand for Pretty Hard Dude hahahahahhah.
ROBOT
BAD JUSTICE DETECTED… NEED TO MAKE… GOOD JUSTICE!!!
DR. ILLON
see look the robot has already detected bad justice from inside and we need to make good justice now.
They all run inside of the gream bean fortress agreed in the knowedge that GREAM BEAM IS 100% EVIL!
INT. GREAM BEAN FACTORY. DAY
The insode of the gream beam factory is a scray castle made of stone and blocks. There is a gigantic portal to some far off yucky dimension on the wall, which is dripping down WRETCHED SLIME!!!
Evil minions called GREAM FIENDS scope the goo up off the yucky dirty floor and put it in molds that makes the gream beans. the GREAM FIENDS have turned ALL GREEN AND MISERABLE!!! FROM ALL DAY LONG MAKING AND EATING THE GREAM BEANS!!! SAD!!!
GREAM FIEND 1
Dann. I’m so sad to be working hear in the gottam gream bean factory. Nobody even like this evil food and prefer to eat more holesome things such as chicken which makes their tummy happy.
GREAM FIEND 2
yes it is truly sad we have wasted all of our lives and days in the service of a great evil and all this time we will never get back!!! I wish I could get a beter job at like a super market or some thing but i only kno how to make gream beams. Our blod greases the gnashing gears of captialism. Sad!!!
GREAM FIEND 1
yes it is sad my mother wanted me to be a serious hard job worker when I grow up but instead I have turned green from too much esposure to wretched interdimensonal slime that drip from the portal.
DR. ILLON, THE ROBOT, AND NURSE MOTHER GO IN. EVERYONE GRAPS IN SURPRISE!!!
DR. ILLON
hubble gream fiends! I have come 2 literate u from the nightmarinsh existenct of bean make!! Blast, my robot!
ROBOT
BASTING!!!
Robot blastes the portal with it laser and makes it schrivel up and fall off the wall like a big green SCAB!!! the slimes all dry up and all the gream beans crubble to DUST AND CRAP!!!
GREAM FIEND 1
oh wow the portal is gone forever!!! we no longer have to turn the slime it leaks into toxic disgussing vegeble!!!
GREAM FIEND 2
We are free from our lives of mononotony and bean make!!! thank you bave sientist and robot!
DR. ILLON
it is no problem, humple gream fiens. And that repulsieve grean colour will go away if you eat holesome foods such as chicken and wet food.
GREAM FIEND 2
wow dr. illon you are so smart and hansome in a way that is appealing to both male and female cats. That is so cool!
DR. ILLON
hahah well don’t just thank me. Thank my awesome robot too!
GREAM FIEND 2
Okay. Thank you mr. robot.
ROBOT
THANKS RECEEVED. GOOD JOB DETECTED. BACK-PAT PROCEDURE COMMENCED
the robot do a pat on the back to reward itself for a job well done.
INT. ADANCED SCIENT LAB. DAY
back in the lavoratory, Dr. Illon, Nurse Mother and the Robot stand around and think about which justices to do next.
DR. ILLON
That was a really good first justice. Now we need to thint of next justice to do with our powerful robot.
NURSE MOTHER
How about we deal with the justice of “studnet lones?” Wouldn’t that be the next logical step in our jorney for justice?
DR. ILLON
ha ha silly mother! “studnet lones” is not a real!!! That is just an excuse you make for being FINANCIALLY ERRORSPONSIBLE. One thing to rember is that to make justice you have to think in the relms of the plorsible.
NURSE MOTHER
Okay sorry I admit I was Wrong because I am Not As Smart as you are.
DR. ILLON
That is okay nurse mother because you are nice to me and being nice is all that matters. Which is why I get so MAJORLY PEEVED AT BAD JUSTICE!!! Hang on? That gives me an idea! Why about we go and send justice to that dangerous Grayum Chumbe.
NURSE MOTHER
grasp! yuo don’t mean Grayum Chumbe, the rude old man who hates fun and cats and GOOD WEB DESIGN???
DR. ILLON
The very same…
ROBOT
BAD JUSTISE! BAD JUSTICE! KILL GRAYUM CHUMBE!!!
EXT. DAY. GRIBLEY VILLAGE
The three arrive in the PATHETIC AND UGLY village of gribley where UGLY PEOPLE AND HOUSES ARE ABOUND!!!!
DR. ILLON
Pewwee! This place smell a bad as a HOT, WET LITTER TRAY!!! A million burning stinks in my nostils!
NURSE MOTHER
yes and it is a scienteriffic fact that bad people smell bad. The lack of good justice makes them stinky!
DR. ILLON
wow that is prety incresting.
Then sudenly, GRAYAM CHUMBE apearietes as if he was SUMONED BY DARK MAJICK! HE SHAKES HIS EVIL TALONS AND HIS EYES GLOWE RED AND EVILE! HE SMELS SO BAD SO MAYBE IN THE MOVIE THERE IS A SCRATH AND SNIFF CARD FOR THE ORDIENCE TO SMELL TO SMELL HIS BAD STINK!!!!!!!
GRAYAM CHUMBE
wahahha! You are two late Dr. Illon, I have killed justice forever with my power of FARTING TOO LOUD and BEING CRUEL!
DR. ILLON
no thank you GRAYAM CHUMBE, you rectal anus!!! (athors note – look in the fesarus for beter words for butt later!) I am standing for good justice that will never die and you have not destroyed it!!! Kill, my robot!
ROBOT
KILLING! JUSTICE MODE ACTIVATE!
The robot jumbs onto GRAYAM CHUMBE and savages him with its many MITY LEGS. They BATTLE and FIGHT and WESTLE until Gribley is NAUGHT BUT A SMOULTERING CRATER!!!
Nurse Mother is gasping in shocked, but Dr. Illon continue to command his mighty creation with the STRONG OF A SEASONED WAR GENERAL!!!
final, GRAYAM CHUMBE ebiserated like SPAGHETTI FALLING OUT OF A HANDBAG!!! His body shripples up and all that is left is a pafetic tiny shirmpe.
GRAYUM CHUMBE (SHIRMPE)
(shirmpe
voice all small and winkley) oh noes… i am defeted.
DR. ILLON
yes you are defeted and now I will eat you.
Dr. Illon pickes up the CHUMBE SHIRMPE AND EATS HIM!!! HE CRUTCHES HIS WEAK FILMSY SHELLBONES WITH HIS POWERFUL BISEXUAL TEETH.
NURSE MOTHER
DR. Illon may be you should not have do that because you are sposed to be on a diet for your tummy paunch.
DR. ILLON
well actually mine tummy is fine and it is just fluffy which makes look big, and it is only way to obiterate evil GRAYUM CRUMBE for like forever.
NURSE MOTHER
okay that is understandingable, and may be you do not have tummy paunch. This is why you are dr and I am just nurse and I amire your genious.
INT. ADANCED SCIENT LAB. DAY.
Back at the lab, Dr. Illon and Nurse Mother relax after a big day of justicing and working so hard. The robot is standing on his ADANCED SCIENTIFIC CHARGING SEAT to REGAIN POWER FOR HIS STRONG AND LAZERSES.
DR.
ILLON
wow, this is a day
well done. We have made so much justice to day and it is only mater
of time before all of the world is justice and may be I am in charge
because I am the most richeous.
NURSE MOTHER
and then the hole world will be a youtopier full of smiles and happyness.
Then ,our happyness is disrupt by the wringing of the SCIENT PHONE!!
SCIENT PHONE
ring ring! Ring ring! There is a caler on line one.
DR. ILLON
Nurse mother please go and fetch the scient phone for me.
NURSE MOTHER
okay yes I will do that.
Nurse mothe fetches the scient phone and a big hologam shines out of it and it is the image of none other than POFESSOR LOPI! He is a smug grey cat with a dumb round head and he eyes are blue like the LIDS OF FULL FAT MILK BOTERLES!! UNHEALTHY!!!
POFESSOR LOPI
well well well… what do we have here then? The bisexual ignore anus Dr. Illon and his stupid nurse mother!
DR. ILLON
….. … .. don’t berude me. I dont ignore my anus.
POFESSOR LOPI
no, it means youre stupid.
DR. ILLON
Shut the up! You are just zealous of me because I am TWO WEEKS older than you and I have ALL OF MY GYM BADGES IN SCIENT SCHOOL! That is why I am dr and you are a meesly pofessor.
POFESSOR LOPI
It is not my falt that I was TOO FAT AND HUGE to fit in the exam chair and I could not take mine final examinotions!
DR. ILLON
that is what eating gottam gream beans will do to you. But they are all gone now so they are not the sauce of your powers any longer.
POFESSOR LOPI
well that does not matter because I have developed a new sauce of power. And I am caling you to glote to be aware!!!
DR. ILLON
well that DOES NOT CARE ME IN THE SLIGHTEST BECAUSE OF MY ROBOT. SO THERE!!!
POFESSOR LOPI
Pah! I have herd of your dungass robot and it does not trouble me or mine dreams. In fact I am so comfident that my new powerful is so much better than your new powerful that I am challenging you to a SCIENT FIGHT!
DR. ILLON
you are on, you fat old bimbag! We will be going to the Scient Dome and fight are creations. Nurse Mother, pack the battle suitecase!
NURSE MOTHER
ok I will do that for you right now.
EXT. THE SCIENT DOME. DAY
The Scient Dome is a huuuge great aswome place that is a big dome made of glass and metal and it kinder looks like one of those new fangled wet food container that is plastic.
Dr. Illon and Nurse Mother are there and so is THE ROBOT who is FULLY CHARgED AND READY FOR SERIOS HARD ACTION!!!
POFESSOR Lopi is there as well as that Dungass Zoggy (a sort of MAJORLY STUPID type of guy who is a flamed point cat who smelle bad. Standin behind them is a lumpering stinky beast who we cannot see two well becuse he have a towel over him.
POFESSOR LOPI
wella wella well, if it is not the unsmartly failscienterist Dr. Illon and his stupid nurse mother!
DR. ILLON
hey! Do not say things about Nurse mother becuae even thoag she is maybe a bit stupid and certenly finantially errorsponsible, she is still mine nurse mother and she CARE ABOUT ME MOST OF THE TIMES!!! My scient will crush your scient dead with the power of GOOD ROBOTIC JUSTICE!
POFESSOR LOPI
well we see about that…
INT. THE SCIENT DOME. DAY
inside the scient dome it is so big and brite and there is a million of crying crouds screaming and clapeing and being excited for the events that are about to unfold.
The announcer of the event is a HAMSOME CYBORG TIGER who is the SCIENTMASTER
SCIENTMASTER
WHO GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!
The crowds cheer and cheer so loud loud like A MILLION HURLING DOGS!
SCIENTMASTER
in the blue corner, repersenting truth and justice and wet food for all is Dr. Illon and his INCREBIDLE ROBOT!
SCIENTMASTER
and in the reds corner, repersenting evil and not sharing and eating vegetables is Pofessor Lopi and his…
Lopi pull towel off his sloppering beast, revealling….
SCIENTMASTER
MUTERNT SQUIRRY!
DR. ILLON
gasp! No…
NURSE MOTHER
it can’t be….
DR. ILLON
Squirry… Beloved best friend of my youth. And now he is muternt.
POFESSOR LOPI
yes, Dr. Illon, cry your wretched tears! I used my strong technology of the moldulator and I drippled on him stinking saliver from my EVIL WRETCHED HELLTUNNEL THAT IS MINE MOUTH to MAKE HIM MUTERNT! NOW HE IS EVIL AND GOING TO KILL YOUR ROBOT!
DR. ILLON.
NO! NO! NO! THIS IS POTENTIAL TRAGEDY OF MY LIFE AND ALL EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD! MY SQUIRRY! YOU RUINED HIM FRANKENSTYLE!
SCIENTMASTER
the fight start in 3… 2… 1… FIGHT!!!
the robot and squirry do the hugest and most dramatic fite ever! The robot basts and basts with his lasers and squirry fights with the power of his muternt claws.
Squirry jump forth and scrupple the robot with his claws. The robot paint job gets a bit scratched up but that is okay with AUTHENTIC BATTLE DAMAGE.
Just before robot is about to loose he charges up his MEGA JUSTICE BLAST which BLASTS THROUGH SQUIRRY LIKE A CAT’S PAW STEPPING THROUGH THE UNTOUCHED SURFACE OF A VIRGINAL CHOCKOLERT GATOE AT CHRISTMAS DINNER WHEN HE IS TRYING TO GET TO THE TURKEY!.
SQUIRRY BURNES UP INTO A BILLION LITTLE SCRIPPLES OF FLABRIC. THE CROUD GOES WILD AND STARTS JUMPING AROUND AND SHAKING THEIR HANDS ABOUT LIKE CRAZY!!!!
A SINGLE BISEXUAL TEAR ROLLS DOWN DR. ILLON’S NOBLE CHEEK. EVEN THOUGH HE HAS WON THE BATTLE HE HAS LOST THE WAR OF KEEP ALIVE BEST FRIEND OF HIS YOUTH.
SCIENTMASTER
you herd it here first fokes, the robot is such a superior winner that he is the winnest, while Pofessor Lopi’s muternt squirry is just a scruppled up dead guy!
POFESSOR LOPI
curses and blurses! You win the day, poosniffer!
ZOGGY
and I am sad because I do not like violents.
SCIENTMASTER
Dr. Illon has won the trophy filled with wet food, fifteen £’s prize money, and I would like to go to his house because he is pretty cool!
DR. ILLON
thank you for the prizes that are rightful for my talents, and I would like you to come around my house too some time, but I think the important lesson of to day is that Some Times Old Friends Go Evil And Die On You, and that is tragetic. I am sad but also understandingable and not surprised…
INT. ADANCED SCIENT LAB. NIGHT
Dr. Illon sit alone in the lab, downcastardly licking the wet food out of the amazing solid gold trophy he has won for his talents.
DR. ILLON
sigh. I am still sad about my lost squirry…
Then… Nurse Mother enter holding something.
DR. ILLON
Grr! Cannot you see I am mourning lost friend of mine youth?
NURSE MOTHER
Sorry for disrupting your personal thinking time, Dr Illon, but after see how sad you was about muternt squirry, I did a nice thing for you. I swept up all his broken dead bits and wash them and sew them back together cleanly and nicely to remove malevolent inlfulences.
She gives him intact squirry who is clean and neat and small and nice again and not a big sloppery muternt.
DR. ILLON
wow! Thant you mother you are the kind to me some times! Everything is good and always will be from now on!
THE AND…
ROLE CREDITS
FADE TO BLACK!