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okay so 2day I was hanging out with Loki laughing about how hard it is for Mother to get up from chair, and when she finally does get up she make loud ouchie sound like “oaagh” because she is weak and fat and her bones are Not So Good. I say 2 him “Mine (because mine mother is my mother ONLY. Even tho the others cats are mine brothers. Strange sistem idk) MOTHER is so old that she rembers when DINOSOARES was in BLACK AND WHITE.” And he say “Dillon that is NOT True, ur mother is only TWENNY GOTTAM FOUR years old?!?” It turns out that is only about medium old for a human and dinosoares were in black and white a lot longer ago than that. Maybe back in grandpar and grammar times?

this is such a strange and mind blower fact for me, becuse I had just sort of asoom that mother was all types of old? She dress like old lady. She STINK like old lady. She watches old TV show like OLD TIMES DOCER WHO B4 IT WAS KOOL like old lady. And she make agonise standing up noise from getting out of chair. Those for me are the major Simptoms of getting old 2 me.

Then I used mine mity smarts to run the numbers. If I am ELEVEM and mother is TWENNY FOUR, that means she was only FERTEEN when I was adopted by her?!? MINE MOTHER WAS A TEEN MOTHER?!? and to make worse. SHE WASN’T EVEN MARRIED?! EVER?! I HAVE GROWN UP IN A BROKENED HOME!!!!!!!

it is such an achievement for the SENIORMOUS and BESTEREST writer of screamplays who is also A CAT to have grown up in such humple sicrumstands. It is a marvel that I can read and rite at all. I have done such a good job at growing up and being very well ajusted even tho mine mother was a ERRORSPONSIBLE WOMAN.

And rasing a cat baby is a lot more differcult than rasing a human baby. Cat baby needs wet food and toys and nice pettings, while you just put human baby in a cubbid and ignore until it groes up I assume??? it was such a hard job and I donot think therteen year old mother shold have been allowed to do it.

Since I am ELEVEM, in two years time I will be as old as mother when she adopt me, which is crazy 2 thint becuse I couldnot raise a baby cat?! I am only all aboard DA TOILET TRAIN(ing) about 80% persent of the times, so I could not teach a baby how to doing it any better than that?! How does mother did it then?

I think may be I sholde apreciate all the scarifices mother makes for me. This is probaly why she is unsmartly and unemployed, if she spent HER GOLDEN YEARS growing me up alongside herself. I shold work hard and selling mine WINNING SCREAMPLAYS so by the time mother A SCRUPPLED UP ELDERLY WOMANSTINK (approx age 28?) I can PUT HER IN A GOOD HOME!