My NEW But May Be A Bit STRANGE Screamplay - Dr. Illon in TUMMY ACHE TRUBBLE!
Hmmm so i was not so sure if I was gonna to post this screamplay, but I just read it again and I think may be it is good altho more strange than my usual works. I wrote this back when i was sick with a tummyache and also maybe in hindsite i also had a bit of a feeva. It made me feel a lot better to write it, though when I was writing it Loki was with me and he was being a lot of criticism towards me, which I think afected the screamplay a little bit.
When this inevertably gets turned into a major motion picture as sequel to my mangum obers THE ROBOT OF JUSTICE, I would like my favourite actor RODGER DOWDY MISTER to play the character of inner butt aka COLIN BOWL. in the previous film he is going to play da robot, which is why in this one the robot is going to unerversity offf screen so that RDM can play INNER BUTT WITH THE MOST PASSIONATELY!!
Dr. Illon In… TUMMY ACHE TRUBBLE
A short film screamplay by Dillon the cat who is elevem years old and also curently sick with a tummyache!!!
INT. ANCHINT TEMPLE. DAY
Inside of a crumpling ANCHINT TEMPLE with sininstre hyroglifs on the walls, the portly and stupid POFESSOR LOPI and his LAB ASISTENT ZOGGY hunt around using flaming torches.
There are spiders and mold and all sorts of STINKING CRUD in the place, and it is majorly clear that it is all types of old.
POFESSOR LOPI
if mine reserch is correct, the mummyfied gream bean fharoe beanhotep shold be upahed. This is the last gream bean in existent since that bisexual ignore anus Dr. Illon destroyed the gream bean factory forever.
ZOGGY
I am sad that the gream beans have gone etstink.
They aproach a large stone sarcoffygas. LOPI liftes the lid.
Lots of bats and moffs fly out from all the old times that were in there.
And inside the coughing… A SINGLE MUMMYFIED GREAM BEAN LAYING ON A PILLOW!!!
POFESSOR LOPI
there it is. The makings of all of my plans!!!! MWA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
ZOGGY
hmm… I think that I am not so much understanding the things that are going on.
INT. ADANCED SCIENT LAB. DAY.
In the scient lab, heroic black and white type cat DR. ILLON is doing his scienterific actifities at his desk with a screwsdriver and spaner.
NURSE MOTHER comes in.
DR. ILLON
wow, this scient is so thoghtful and interesting.
NURSE MOTHER
well, DR. ILLON, I have just dropped da robot off at his first day of unerversity so he can learn about justice and scient and even may be be a scienterist of his own some day.
DR. ILLON
wow I am happy and glad that I am so smart that even my creation GO TO UNERVERSITY!!
DR. ILLON stands up from his deske and his tumby rumbles.
DR. ILLON
oh look at that it is probaly time for lunch and I would like some wet food please.
NURSE MOTHER
yes okay I will get you wet food dr. illon. Not because I am a woman becuse I know u are not sexist dr illon, but becuse I am kind (athors note – take that, loki! I kno femernism. So stop calling me sexist!)
NURSE MOTHER goes over to a cuppid and gets out a can of wet food. She open it up, but donots notice the MUMMYFIED GREAM BEAN that is poking out of the top of it.
she poors the wet food into a cool scients bowl and puts the bowl on the floor.
DR. ILLON eats the wet food. He does not notice the mummyfied gream bean going into his mouth hole.
DR. ILLON
Hmm… there is may be a strange sort of taste about this wet food…
FLASHEBACK MONTARGE!
In da wet food factory, POFESSOR LOPI and ZOGGY disguys themselves as factory workers so they can sneak the MUMMYFIED GREAM BEAN into a can of wet food. A machine puts da metel lid onto da can and they steal it!
In da supermartet, they disguys themselves as suppermartet workers while NURSE MOTHER is doing her shoppings. While NURSE MOTHER is distracted by looking at cheeses, they sneek the acursed tampered can of wet food into her trolly.
Outside of the adanced scient lab, lopi and Zoggy watch sinisterly thru a windo as Dr. Illon eats the POISIN WET FOOD.
INT. ADANCED SCIENT LAB. DAY
later that day, DR. ILLON is back to work siting at his desk. He is doing real hardcore scient and is looking really really smart about it.
then, all of the sudden, his tumby does a rubble and he makes an ouchy face.
DR. ILLON
ouch… I have a tummy ache!
NURSE MOTHER comes in looking all concerns.
NURSE MOTHER
DR. ILLON, you are looking all tired and sickerly. Prehaps you should take a break and have a lie down and may be a snooze?
DR. ILLON
I think may be it is more serious than that. NURSE MOTHER, go and fetch the TUMMYPEEPOTRON.
NURSE MOTHER
Gasp! You don’t mean…
DR. ILLON
yes. The machine for taking a peep inside of someones tummy.
NURSE MOTHER
so this must be… serious hard business…
NURSE MOTHER fetches the TUMMYPEEPOTRON. It is a large scient device like a big TV screen that if you stand behind it you can see on the screen inside you tummy.
She plugs it in into a plug socet, and it turns on.
DR. ILLON
okay, now to see what is the causes of my tummyache.
DR. ILLON steps behind the screen of the TUMMYPEEPOTRON. On the screen of the TUMMYPEEPOTRON appear an image of a small and evil MUMMYFIED GREAM BEAN. He is runing around DR. ILLON’s tummyparts and kicking his organs with kung fu kicks.
NURSE MOTHER
it looks like a little man runing around in your tummyparts and kicking and punching all of your organs.
DR. ILLON
just as I supseted. A case of littleguyitis. A tipical problem of the tummyparts. Tell me, nurse mother, what does the little guy look like?
NURSE MOTHER
may be you think I am stupid for this, but he looks like a cross between a gream bean and a ancint egiptian mummy. But I thoat all of the gream beans were destroy when u got the robot to destroy the gream bean factory.
DR. ILLON
incresting. May be this is a too crazy feory, but did you see in the news latey of tha theft of the body of fharoe beanhotep the sixth from his piramid toom in egipt?
NURSE MOTHER
yes I did. I herd that 2 portly and stinking cats were seen carring it away from da toom.
DR. ILLON
And did u also here that one of the cats was grey and smug and ugly, and that the other were white and ginger and had a small head?
NURSE MOTHER
you don’t mean………………
DR. ILLON
yes. POFESSOR LOPI and his unsmartly lab assistant ZOGGY.
NURSE MOTHER
gasp!!!!!
DR. ILLON
save your gasps, NURSE MOTHER. You will be need them for later, as there is more bad happenings. I saw in the news that also the two strange cats were seen taking foods from the wet foods factory, and were also seen sneakings things into the trolley of a portly and homely mother-type woman in the supermartet.
NURSE MOTHER
I think that last one is just coinserdents.
DR. ILLON
no, NURSE MOTHER, it is okay I think that the portly and homely mother-type woman is u and u bort the tampered wet food. It is okay to be a portly and homely mother-type woman becuse I love you very much. But also I think that lopi and zoggy put the mummy of fharoe beanhotep into the wet food and I ate him and that is why he is inside of me punching and kicking all my organs.
NURSE MOTHER
well…. Oh dear that is a predickerment. How do we deal about this?
DR. ILLON
We need to use adanced scients!
NURSE MOTHER
I dono, this might be so predickerly that it may be even beyond ur mity brane.
DR. ILLON
nonsents, NURSE MOTHER! There is a scients for everything! I have an idea. U shold go to my toybox and get the action figures of u and me from our last movie. I will put a robotics chip into them so we can put on BRANE HAT and control them to GO INSIDES OF MY BODY AND KILL THAT WRETCHED MUMMY!!!
NURSE MOTHER
wow that is so clever I will do that right away.
NURSE MOTHER goes to DR. ILLON’s PERSONAL EXECUTIVE TOYBOX and fetches the actione figures of them two. The action figure of DR. ILLON has MANY POINTS OF ARTICULATION and ACCURATELY SCUPTED BISEXUAL FANGS!!!! the action figure of nurse mother has a bit less articulation but also accureate sculpted tummyfolds and aufentic petting action when u push a button on her back.
DR. ILLON puts them on his work deske and inserts michaelchips into there heads. They springe to life and stand on the deske.
NURSE MOTHER
wow, it is like a smaler pastic versions of us!
DR. ILLON
yes. Now put on your BRANE HAT and control them and they will climb into mine mouf and BEAT UP THAT BLASTED MUMY!
DR. ILLON and NURSE MOTHER put on there BRANE HATS, which is a sort of hat made of tin fouil with a little dingly bop on the top with a flashing beed, which sends thotwaves 2 the action figure robots to control them and see thru there eyes and feel they feelins.
TOY NURSE MOTHER
it feel stange to be so smale and to be controlling a tiny litle guy like me?!
TOY DR. ILLON
yes I kno my genieus is astonding, but there is no time 2 lose. Clime into my mouth hole!
The toy versins of dr illon and nurse mother climb into the real dr. illon’s mighty mouthole and slide down his tunge like a slide into his tummyparts.
INT. DR ILLON’S MITY TUMMYPARTS. DAY.
Inside of dr.illons mity tummyparts it is like a wet pink cave. There is lots of wet food and may be some string I ate erlier and also all of his organse.
His STOMICK, HART, LUNS, INNER BUTT, and KINDYS are all scared and cowering and running away from CRUEL FHAROE BEANHOTEP who is doing kung fu kicks on them.
HART
help! Someone help and save us so bad!
INNER BUTT
it is hurting so bad from all of the kicking in here! It is making so hard to do our jobs in the body!
TOY DR. ILLON
do not worry, humble tummyparts! I am going to kill that stinking mummy so that you do not get kicked upon any more.
LEFT KINDY
horray!
RIGHT KINDY
we are going to be liberatered!
BEANHOTEP
NOT SO FAST!!! I AM STRONG AND POWERFUL AND I AM NOT SO EASY TO BE KILLED!!!!
TOY NURSE MOTHER
oh dear, that seems like a pretty serious busness...
TOY DR. ILLON
well I am a serious man and a serious scient and I am going to kill that stinking mummy!
The toy DR. ILLON and the evil BEANHOTEP start fighting and punching and slapeing each other. TOY DR. ILLON’S pastic claws and teeth are as sharpe as his real teeth and tear his dumb mummmy bandages and revele his crusty old bean jerkymeat benefe.
INNER BUTT
Pooey! I am litterly an INNER BUTT and even I think that mummy’s stinky old jerkymeat is bad! Almost as bad as taste of GRAYUM CHUMBE who is shirmpe who dr. illon ate and I digested and deposited poopily into da litter tray.
BEANHOTEP
it would be as worse for you if you have lived in a hole for lots of years and also was a stinky old bean 2 beggin with!!!!!!!
FHAEROE BEANHOTEP get so steaming mad that LASORS fire from his gream bean eyes. The LASORS hit STOMICK so hard that he FROES UP!!! becuse they are inside DR.ILLON’S OWN TUMMYHOLE that the vomit makes AN EARTHCAKE and everything shake and the toy DR. ILLON also shakes because it is inside his tummy and he can feel it.
BEANHOTEP
ha! I can attack u twice in 1 attatck! That is like the by one get 1 free of FIGHTING!
TOY DR. ILLON
heh…. Well it does not work out that way because I am so strong that it takes 4 attack to even do one attack worth of damage on me so nice try but you are not so strong.
BEANHOTEP
wow… okay… may be I should have ended up in the tummyparts of a less strong and mity type of guy. Thinking bad about my actiones rite now.
TOY DR. ILLON
yeah well u should’ve, unsmartly failmummy!
TOY DR. ILLON start thumpin and punchin that evil BEANHOTEP and basting him with his pwerful lasors and he scream and he scream and he scream!!!
all of the organse is cheering and shouting and stamping their feets.
Finelry, DR. ILLON KILLES THAT GUY AND TEARS HIM TO SHRIPPLES AND SCRUPPLES OF NOTHING!!! HORAYY!!!!!
HART
well thank u dr. illon from killing that guy who is hounding us in ur tummyparts.
LUNS
yeah we rely hated that guy.
TOY DR. ILLON
thats okay humble organ ppl. Now I am going to go back to the real world and have a party and would u like 2 come with me?
INNER BUTT
umm… well akshely dilon we are ur organs so we canot go out there but thank u for thinking of us.
TOY DR. ILLON
well yeah u can, I will just not eat anything or have any hard feelings until u get back in later.
HART
hmm okay I think that woud work. Let’s have a party.
TOY DR. ILLON, TOY NURSE MOTHER, and all of there new organ friends clime out of DR. ILLON’s mouth and back into the real world.
The toy versons climb up onto there real versons and take of the brane hats, so that the branes go back into there real bodies.
INT. ADANCED SCIENT LAB. DAY
in the scient lab, everyone gather to have a party and listen to lots of music! All of the organse is running around and dancing and happy all the times, unbothered by the tummyache kicks of the evil mummy gream bean man.
Then…. The stupid and fat POFESSOR LOPI turns up!
LOPI
ah, so u killed that small mummy I sent to give u a tummyache… Drat and brat!
DR. ILLON
yeah u stupid I am so smart and a simply tummyache is not defeeting me. Can’t u see I am having a party with my friends and u were not invited so go away!
LOPI
how are ur organse hanging out outside of ur body that is not scienterific!
DR. ILLON
Nuh uh I am a scienterist and it is working for me as long as my organse come back when the party is over and I donot eat anythin or have too big of a feelings. So maybe donot assume about my choices thank u.
LOPI
and that guy. Yuou have been calling him “inner butt” this hole time and that is not what that is called. It is caled colin, or bowl.
COLIN BOWL (INNER BUTT)
yes it is true my name is colin bowl but it is okay to call me inner butt if u want to because that basiccally is what I am. Why do u have to make everything so compex, LOPI?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?
DR. ILLON
yeah, why do u bully him????? it is okay to be called colin bowl or inner butt it isn’t a big deal! He’s the inside of a butt, so u can call him that!!!
LOPI
but u have been callin ur other organs basically the rite names like hart and luns and kindies, so why call that guy inner butt? It is nonsensercle and I think u shold do another draft of this screamplay before u put it on ur website.
DR. ILLON
what are u talking about, dungass? This is real life!
LOPI
oh bother.
DR. ILLON
yeah u are making a huge sceen at my party and all of my organs are here….. crigne!!!!
LOPI
I am sory I will apreciate ur cretivity from now on…………
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