I HAVE A TUMMY ACHE!!!
well, da title is self explainingtory. I have a tummy ache. I think that may be I ate too much food too quickly and also running about and being angry about THAT DEVIL GRAHAM CRUMB WHO ACUSE ME OF BEING A PEE PEE BABY!!!! Grrrrr!
I have been sitting on mother’s bed even though I donot like it so much. It has the electricity banket, which is a major redeeming feture, tho I still miss mine executive crevice. It is the end of Mark now and soon it will be April, and the wamer weather means probly that the electricity blanket will go into storage. I will misse it becuse warm wether is not as good as electricity blanket.
Anyway, mine tumy. When humans is tummy ache, they get medicine like iber proofin, but I DONOT GET ANY! I think may be I derserve tummy ache medisine specilly for cats, but THERE ISN’T ANY. But even if there was then maybe I don’t take as I donot like pils EVEN WITH SQUARE CHICKEN!!! so yeh watever I think I just put up with it.
I am siting on the bed and some time mother come along and bother me. I like mother’s petting a bit at first and it make me feel a bit better about mine unfortunate situation, but then she pets Too Bothersomely and I donot like. When she keep on petting, I BITE HER HAND JUST A LITTLE TO SEND A MESAGE, and it did. Mother is not so smart so you have to use HARD MEASURES to get her to be understandingable.
And then Ziggy came along!!! Grrr!!! If you rember last post, I am unhappy with Ziggy right now even more than usual because of him sharing MINE PRIVATE SHORTCOMINGS on his blog. And then tummy ache shorten mine fuse even more, and I was majorly peeved at him. And he jump on bed and putting his paws all over my squirry and be saying things like “are you okay dillon?” WELL MAYBE IF YOU WERE NOT SO ANNOYING THEN I WOULD BE!!! and then I hit him but mother saw me hit him and NOW I AM IN TROUBLE WITH MOTHER SO THANKS A LOTTT!!!
but luckerly mother left her laptop on her bed SWITCHED ON (stupid mother) so I can write mine blog and watch annime fite sceens on you tubes to inspire mine future screamplays. Being SICK AND WRETCHED isn’t so bad when u can go online.