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okey well this is soundin so toterly ridickerlous but I SWEAR IT TRUE!! ZIGGY did a FITING on ME!!!!!

so the naturel order of things on this house hold is ME IN CHARGE, ON TOP, AND GENERALLY SUPERIOR 2 OTHERS, and ZiGgY all beneth me and shirmply and wormly and me doing kung fu kiks on him. and also loki is there but he is too smugly to be inbolve. But it shode be that if I is WANT SOMETHING and ziggy is HAVE THAT SOMETHING then I am fiting on him until IT IS MINE!!! and that is we all agreed upon it and it is natural and good.

so on da end of mothers bed there is a very comfy cat bed that she put there for cat sleeping. It gets all the nise warm of the electricity blanket and it has a comfy cushing and tall side on it like a PRIVETE CASTLE JUST FOR ME!!! etsept….. a lot of time…. ziggy is sleepin in there when I am not. And wen I want 2 using it, I am climing in there and kickin and scratchin and biting on him until he is vacating mine riteful beddings. And he usual cries and wines and grines abut is and he getsup and goesaway.

But 2day…… he FITED ME???? proper smaking and claweing and biting back to me and I was so GOTTAM GOMBSMACKLES that I just…. Wakled away. wow….. this is not usuale or normale or rite in the worlt at all!!

and mother say “good on he 4 growin a spine.” like for nine hole yeres he has been a mollisk or a spunch or a flemmy little jellyfishing in a SICKING BUCET but now he is being like a NORMILE MAMMEL LIKE THE TYPE OF GUYING HE IS??? but it is wrong and bad!!!

I donot like this and I will licking on mine hurted bits and plan revenging on him for later.