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dillon has latey been walkin arond outside on a leesh and that much u kno i thint, but it is not so much mine sort of things becuese i am sensertive to bad smellies and dirties and mine suple flesh is too delishis to the snashing talons of flying hork or eager. but it is sumer rite now and veryvery hot in the house, and the heatings are too much for mine delercat frame. so human thote may be give me walk anuther chance? but she thote becuse of my shying to buy me mine own lead and walk me same time as dillon so i feel safer and more coferdent.

not good idea……….

so... fristly, dillon is a not so considertate type person, especial to me. and walk time is his own time with his own private mother (only he is allowed to call our human mother. it is strange sistem idk but I donot want him to slapping me hardly with his pawse). so naturally, he is not so thriled to have little brother encroche on his specil time. i try to esplane this to human all politey, but wen cat spekes all human here is meow meow meows so it is probaly a lode of useless.

so we go outside on our sperate leshes, one in each humen hand. and i want to go slow and apreciate the flawas and grases and sweetie smellies places, and dilon gallap far away like a race horse who can smel the carrats inside da trofee at the end. and are human is pull in to diretions at onse. i was honesty kinder worry that it stretch out her armes and she end up as some kind of freeky long arangatang type person (whatever it is the monky with the long armse? gibbing? spidersman monky? human end up thataway).

and so to avoide terrible stretchin, human picking me up and carying about for a wile. it is nise to be carry becuse i feel secured. this is just as wel as dillon went to the end of the gardin with the piles of dirt on the epty flawabedse that have not been planted on yet were strange animals do there toiletings like heghog and bagger and fots probaly even. and he was snifin it and making a stinky face and i donot kno if he knos it is dirtie busness of strange animal or not but i will not be telling him. after the dillonia box springse insident i am lerning wat is called being “taktfilled.”

but eventual human had to put me back down on da groun becuse dillon got a stickyweed tangil in his tale fur and he wined the hole time and growled abut it even tho human was doin him a faver!!! all this hole time i was bein polite and not causeing truble!!!!

wen it was time to goin in, dillon did not want to go in. he camplain about it and sinse human had to hold too leeses at the same time it was difercult to make him going in. human had to call other human from da house to take my leed so she colde make dillon reasoningable.

and we have all learne our lesson!!! one walk at one time!!! to much cat at one time is making for caos. Loki says it is hoobis; like when icky ross flew too high into the sky and GOT MELTED!