i went for a wark in the gardin
recetly, dillon has been bin going for warks in the garden on a brite yellow leed. and i see him from the winders walkin about the gardin pulling the humanse all about all over the place. he is running about and pulling on the leed and sniffing all sorts of the places and it lookes like a lot of fun but also he looks silly. and also one time there was our neiber cat there who is a ginger cat (i donot kno his name) but luckerly they stayed far far a part and did not have a comflict.
today human went to take dilon for wark, but he did not want to were the leed and only went outside for 1 minutes and when he got back in he said a swere words. so becuse i was inchrested and very well behave i got 2 put on the leed and have my own kind of wark. it was strenge to be allowed to go thruogh the back door, as usualy i am not allowe and if i do go out it by acerdent it is all a big panic to get me back in. but on a leed it was safe becuse i cud not escrape and run away 2 be flattened by grame crumb’s car. it felt nice and safe to be able too wandar around knowin that there was a long string conectin me 2 mine faverote human, and i new that i cold go back inside whenefer i am felt wanting to.
the garden is strange in real life insted of peepin out thru da windoes. may be there is more dirt and soyle than i espeted and dry leefs and grases kept geting stuck in mine fur wich does not feel good. there are lots of smels to smel both nice and strange smell. nice like plantes and flowers, and strange and some time nasty like old toiletings of other aminals. i think may be humanse cant smell so good to kno about all the amnials coming and going and making messes, and may be if they cuold they wuold be more care fil about where they treadings.
at one time i herd a load hoooo hoooing, which i was worrie was a hork or perhaps an eager that was goin to statch me up and eat me for dinner. i asked so politey for human to pick me up and hold me until it went away, but when it turned out to be just a pidgen i felt maybe a little bit foalish… but i am new to goin outside and stil very nayeeve about the out side world so it is okay to maybe be aperhensive of unfamilar stimerlus until u are shure it is a hunded persent safe and aporpiate.
when dillon has been going out, he has been noticing all sorts of sticks and woods and things that he thinks may be the ruines of an anechint siverlisation. he says that they were the ancient dilonians, and they had an empire rite here and that we need 2 demolish the house to do archerlogical dig to find more ruines. loki sayes this is cobsollops, and i am enclined too agree with him, parshully becuse loki is smarte, and parshully becuse i have figured some thing out with my sniffings and investergations.
so the sticks and woods and old bits of crud dilon has been playin on are may be actully… the remains of the old human bed what got frone away. the bed with his favirote “exegertice crevice” that was akshully like a big broken dent. the bed was all cruddlesome and borken, and when new bed arive they take olde one in garden and brake it up with saws and hamers. most of the bits got taken away 2 the dump, but some of the woods were left behinds to be useful for future gardenings like suport for tall plant or borderings for the flowers bed. and thatse what he finde.
i kno this becuse i akshuly try too listens when humanse is talking, wile dillon donot really care or find that inchesting. also i give it a furugh smelings, and i dedooce that it is not anchint level of old, and more sort of just a few monts ago old. dillon has a big imgagernation which runaway with him some of the times.
i kno after the pee pantse insident with grame crumb that may be i shold be more carefil what i write on bloag, and dilon mite be upset that the bed is all borken up and nastey and not an anchint siverlisation, but aslo he haste 2 find out some way or nother and i thint if i tolde him 2 his face he would go rodrik mode and slapse me with his paws.