prending to be sick for just a shorte time
tho i am just a smale cat with a smale brane, i'm still got a hole world of imagernation going on up there. i can have feelins and i can thint and feel about mine feelins, and i can do etsperiments with mine feelins to see what i feel when i thint sertain thints.
today, the humanse were cleeinin out Mara (if u donot kno, she is a long tipe of animal with no leg or arm called the snage, and she live in her own spesal house). wile they cleaned her houese, they get out are cat carier to put her in so she is not homeles and escrape. I did not kno taht yet tho so I was having assumptiones.
the cat carier is like a blue house that we go in to usaly be carrie in the vets. so when i sore it i thint that one of us was going to have 2 go to vets. it is not injetion time yet (tho i am very wel behave when i have my injetions and i am very bave) so i thoat… one of us muste be…. sick!
well, i thint it not Dillon becuse he is his usuale clumpin and thumpin and running about type guy, and i thint it not Loki becuse he is reading and riting and smarting aboute like normal. so it muste be me. hmm… so i didnot feel like sicked at all. but who am i to kno if i were sick or notso sick. and i am sometimes bein sick like vomming up but that is becuse i am eeting dry biskits to faste, and apart from tempery sickie feel i donot feel sick so much.
but any way i get into the cat carier to be helpeful to the humanse and i wait and i waite to be takin to vetse.
but nodody takese me…
so what even is up? Dillon comes along and i aske him and he esplaines the hole siteration with Mara and he lafes at me a litle. i feel foalish a bit, and i go to get out of the carier, but then i thint…
i can play with the carier and play like i am sick. i lie down and look pitifilled and thint sickie thoats. i imagen i am goin to the vetse and everone is goin to be so nise and compasenate to me becuse i am bave about my sickie feelins. unlike Dillon who jumpe on the flore of the vet, and Loki who bited a vet nurs wen she trie to stick a fermometer in a particler place.
but then i imagen how worry everone wold be if i were sick for reel, and i feel gilty for imaginin all the compasonert petings i wold be geting if i were sick. it is not rite to want simperfy so much for ppl to be xtra nicey to u.
i thint u shud be kinde to ppl and not espet too much feelins and maniperlate ther feelins. i went to the humanse and MAID SHURE that they kno that i am helfy and donot need to go to vetse.