well… to all mine readerse, i am hopin that you had a merily cruismas and are goin to have a hapy and fruitable and producted new yering.
i for 1 had a generaly good cruismas, tho this yere it was sligty sadded upon by sustained fluing of mine famly. it was so much fluing that HLAF of the humanse were stil sickleed for cruismas and the jollynes was slighy overshadow by the saddings of cofs and snezes. lucky it is that cats canot get the fluings of humanse and viser verser so me and mine bothers were safe from it.
and santer clorse stil found his way 2 our housing and for presints this yere us catings was some crunky treets and boyslops and a toy owle caled owlbert and a toy (safe) gun that shootings softe pom pom balles for chasin and playin with. it was nise and i had fun and i am greatefilled for my fortunance, even if dilon and loki is hoging the companie of owlbert most of the times so i canotsomuch playing with him. but at nite times or in sneeky moment were other cats are eatin i play with owlbert and he is my frend and he smels of nice herbings like cat nip.
and very soon agen it will be HAPY NEW YERE agen (so fast i donot understand where the times have gone) so i will need to set mineself some new resilotions like laste yere to growthing mine presonal gorwth.
wun – standing up more for mineself and mine inchrests and mine honer
okey so this is some thing that i have been tryin 2 do in sicherations such as the cat bed debarkle, but i want to continuing it in da new yere. alto it is good to be niceys and plesints, there is suchathink as being a “door matting” and that is no bwenno. if i want 2 have the thins i farely derserve 2 have as a catting of this hous (one ferd of overal cattings wich shud natral i derserve be allercated one ferd of resorses farely no morely and no lessing) i need to be prepare to stand up on mine own four feets (or two feets and two handings depent on what you are counting as the front half?) and may be slighty fite for it. this mite enclude slapeing back dilon with mine paws and clores when he is slapeing me, and may be some rufantumble vocablurie such as hissin and grawling and gumbling and other swere wordse to show that i am a large, hard man wen i am needin to be. it is okey to doing it as mine humanse say it is okey for me to “get mine owns back” and if the fiting gets too bad then humanse takes the cat that is fiting on me away. mosty it is dilon fiting on me but some times it is loki and in twennytwenny sits i will SMAKING THEM BOTHE!
too – lerning aboute contexte and jokings and not geting so scareful and tearsome abut thins i donot understanding
okey so this reslilotion is mosty a responting to a joking that the humanse have been makin in previous munths that have scaring me grately, but aslo a bunchof other thins. so for monts and montes now humanse have been makin a joke that “this is finaly yere we r eatin catings for crismis feeste becuse we are to pore for turky dinnering.” and dillon wasgonna be crismuis day diner and me ziggy on botsin day and loki on new yeres. and i was belivin them and so scare and trembly and tearsome and thoat i was goin to be put in a soop bucet with carits and patatos to be cook into a delicis and tendar botsin feest. and the hole time loki was sayin 2 me “do u realy belife that are humanse would eating there belovet cattings for cruismas?” and probable no, they donot do that, but the smale probable of yes was worying me greaty. in mine vived imagernation i was imagerning it and i did not like it and it made me afreid.
and then there was anofer time were my faverote humane told me that iam so smale and so lite and lackin in hevy that if a baloon was tied arond mine boty with string then i would be flotin away so high into tha sky that i will never be seen agen. and for ages after that i had nitemares of floting away from mine home and mine famly and everythin i kno and i am goin up an up and up up up into that sky paste the cloads and the horks and the eagers and paste the stares and alla tha alions and up into da relm of hevin and hel were god and the devile and zoos and thor and princess diyanner are fiting there cosmic batile for the fate of the unerverse. and i was so scare.
but have lernt that that is mosty all a joking, and some times ppls make jokes that is not very nice. i donot like that kind of joke. i wil write below the sort of joke i do like which i made up my self:
“nock nock”
“who is there?”
“dog crossin the rode”
“why is he crossin the rode?”
“to see his brother who is just recover from not bein wel and they are goin 2 have some lunch and then go to tha park.”
“and what is for lunch?”
“bones.”
see. it is so easful to tell a joke that is funy but also frendly and hapy and do not give anyone munts and munths of nitmarefilled dreams.
but i digess. i am lernin and absorbin into mine brane the leson that jokin is not true and that i shode not let it uspeting me so badly. and i am usin mine skils of worldly disernment to caculate the truthosity versus lieshame of the words that i here and hopesfully not be anguish over simply jokin. i am not goin to be eated and i will not be putin tha soop bucet with tha patatos and cuttid carits and herbings and spicings and i willnot be tender meating for a crismis supper and i am not even very scare of thatatall!!
free – lern 2 have more confedence about mine head and mine smale eyes and mine body in generle
on mine blog i try to be holesome and rite and not unsalting the bodes of ppls and cats and everone. asised a while agos, it is a spetrum like a beutifile rain bow and everone is on it from cats and ppls and fat and skiny ppls and lines and tiges and even smale meercats and ameebers. so there. it is rite to be doin it and everone ppls is equal in tha world.
but fequent on mine blog i donot set a resposible etsample becuse so much i am scruternising mine own bodyparts and bad talkin abut them like mine smale head and clinikly diagnose smale eye and tha fact that i am smale but aslo i am rotound and perhapse a medium fat. and on my tumy it is abit pink becuse i am going bold a litlebit. but that is okey becuse i am one of tha many creters in the world and if i had a frend who was smale and medium fat and had smale eyes and had minor boldness of tha tumyparts i would not talkaboutit out of politeness and taktfility and it is okay 2 be that way becuse u were made that way or perhaps thats how you grew like it.
so i shode not badtalk mineself and my bode becuse there are might be so many others like it and they aslo get uspet and it is not polite. and it is not polite 2 me to desparage mineself and it is afectning mine self asteam. i am good tha way that i am and that is finale and if there was a medisine that colde embiggen mine hed and eyes i would not take it eventho i am behaved wile getting mine injectings.
in twennytwenny sits i will look in tha mirrer and see all of my bits and parts and i will decide that they are good and worth it and even mine pink tumy and it is fine to be this way. and even if dilon says not and says that mine pink bold tumy looks like raw sosagemeet or a plucked chiking or whatsnot i will not belief it becuse it is okay 2 be alive and real. so there.
so those are mine resilotions for mine presonal gorth in tha yere of twennytwenny sits which is abut 2 happen! i hope that all mine readers had a merily cruismas and have a goody and happy and so good new yere!!! i love u bye!!