unfortnate sicking and my tall tall bole

it is one of my unfortnate short comings that i am frequent sickie and yucking up mine dinners. it is party mine falt and party not mine falt becuse alltho i eat foods far too quickie out of excitement ther is probaly some thing diferent in mine tummyparts like a loopy loop or a tangly not in my entersterns that makes foods get lost and have to use the emergencie etsit.

the other day i regretebly sicked up all over on one of the humanse bedse… it was unfortante and very bad of me to do it, and i am swerling with gilty and upset feelings. but i think it was parshally not mine falt becuse i was uspet about servel things and i wanted to cudle with my faverte human and she wasn’t there… and the stressie feelins got so heavy for me that i vommed a big one.

i felt so so bad thote may be i shode clene it up but i am just a smale cat and i do not really kno how to do it. the only clene i kno is to put toyes back in the toyesbox after i am done playin so that they are orderlie. dirtie sickings is perhap a bit to much for mine skils to handle on mine own. so i sat all nite and worrie about al the truble i would be in wen humanse return.

but it was mosty fine and i am not so much in trube. human was uspet that her bed was sicked upon, but she clean it and changes the bed clothe (luckerly none sick got on the flowery doovay cova, just the under sheeting). but she is not so mutch anger at me and tell me that it is not mine falt so mutch becuse i am smale and fill of big big feelings. cudle with mine human make me feel a lot beter about thins in general.

leyter that day, humanse come back from shopse with a new thing for me… it is… a tall tall bole! da feory is that a taler bole makes less confusion for the foods journey thru ur tummyparts and less likey come up again thru emergencie etsit. i tryd it, and it did maybe feel more comforable for chewings and swalowings, but then…

at bottom of bowl is a sort of smily cat face picture. etsept i wasnt especting to see a face stering at me from under mine food juice after i eated my food. and da shok of seeing it unspectedly… made me sicking it on the livin room rug… opes.

may be need to go back to drawings bored for mine sicking conunderm.