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i am a good boy and i kno i am a good boy but some time i get an inpuls to do slighty nauty sorts of thing. and some time that is nauty for my humanse, and some time it is nauty becuse it is not so healthful to me. but i like doing it even tho the forcis of good and evil are batteling in my mind and tummy.

i have a confessing to make - i am some times drinkin tea. from a muge. i canot help it becuse on shose such as walis and gomit it looks so tastey, and it is britis cultuer to “hava cuppa breu.” i just want to take part in culturale actifities. so for years now if humanse leave a cuppa of tea unsupervise i take just a smale sipping. if they see this then they get cross at me and take the cuppa tea away, but a lot of times nonebody particular notice so i keep drinkin. it is so tastey and i like it and it fils me with energy for running around and play with scunched up scrapped pepar.

but... humanse tell me it is very unhealthful for cat to be drinking tea rely even at all. i to check if this is true ask the gogle: “hey mr gogle, i was wondering if tea is ashully bad for cats or if this is human excusing for bad not sharen there thins thank u.” and gogle say… yea, ashully. tea contain cafeen wich is unhealthful for the smale and tender heart of cat, and tanins wich is biter and gives tumyache and ensickens the kindeys and livers of smale cat. so yeh i rely sholde not be drinken that stuff but it is just so nicing that i smel it and i just want to drinking it in mine minde. and then i am drinken it. i canot helping mineself. just like dillon call himself a “slopfeend” for liking too much the wet tube treat known as boyslop, i am may be a teafeend…..

humanse are awear of this problome, and one time did trying to fix it. human made me speshil cat tea made of cat nip and water wich was a kind gestere, but it did not tasting the same and also did not have any milk. but agen, once cat grow up like me apparenty we are “latose entolerant” wich meen milk is not healthful n e more.

but i thint lotse of ppl and even most ppl enjoy foodstufs and drinkstufs that is not the most healthful for them. this is “juntfoods” and may be just endulge some times in moderashin is not so bad. i will take just a smale sip of tea some times, and then no more than that. that is a fair resilotion.