Dear Dillon,
I am a resident of Gribley and a known disliker of one Graham Crumb, and I have some interesting developments that may prove amusing to you. This is big, stinking news!
Our village now has its own news website, The Gribley Gazette, and there has recently been an article about how someone has been donating used, smelly underwear to the local charity shop. You can read the article here.
Well, if you scroll down to the comments section, who do you see basically confessing? That’s right, Graham Crumb! “I thought they were washing them,” he says. Ha! As if anything could wash away his sanctimonious poop-stink. And I can back this up with the evidence of my own two eyes. More than once I have seen him early in the morning toting carrier bags of grubby fabric. Bags that must’ve contained the alleged mucky pants. Pants so mucky that they had to be decontaminated by professionals!
Do with this information what you will.
- AnonymousWell thank u anonymouse. I bed that dat has to be a comen name, as I donot think you are the same anonymuse who has been mean to me in the past.
And yes, I am aware of da gribley gazette. I have mine own sneakings underway regarding that publication. But I had not read this article before and I am MOST TICKLED, AMUSED AND HILARIATED BY GRAME AND HIS STINKY NASTY HOLEY POOEY OLD PANTS!!!!! I think that is a thing just like him 2 do!! Thinking he is so MITY AND POWERFUL that the charty shop would be lucky to have his SMELLY PANTINGS. newsflash gramham!!!!! nobody wants that kind of stink in their lives, EVEN SMELLY OLD DONKEYS!!!
I will be sitting on this nuget of mine superiority over him in my quiet repose in da ruines of old Dillonia.