DINKMAIL - Little Pee Pee Boy
Dear Dillon,
Oh ho hoh…. It seems that I’ve finally got you on something. According to this post from your brother’s blog, you have a problem. A particularly piddlesome problem. You, Dillon, are a little pee pee boy who wets himself… How the turns have tabled…
You’ve been slandering me and bullying me and humiliating me online, and all this time you’ve been wetting yourself like a stupid baby?! I’ll have you know that God invented urination to keep his creatures humble, and he intended the humiliating ordeal to take place atop the porcelain commode (or discreet gravel tray, in your case) in PRIVATE! Befouling your breeches in the full light of day where He can see you is MOST WRONG! If you weren’t going to heaven before, YOU CERTAINLY WON’T BE GOING NOW!!!
You are an accursed tinkler, and you disgust me greatly!
Yours smugly,
Graham Crumb, Dry-Panted Hero
GRRRR!!!! I HATE YOU GRAHAM CRUMB!!!! I AM GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE A STERNT WORDS WITH ZIGGY ABOUT WHAT IT APROPRIATE TO WRITE ON HIS BLOG! I WILL BE SMACKING HIM HARDLY WHEN MOTHER ISN’T WATCHING!!!!
So yes, I am sometimes spilling some of my HOT WEE. Sometimes on acident but mosty on MIGHTY PURPOSE. You see, I am just the small cat. There are not so many ways for me to embiggen myself to make me feel more importment. All I have is mine claws and mine teeth and mine powerful stream of stinking inconveenients. When I am scared or anger or MAJORLY CHEESED (which is like… all the times), it makes the world feel like what I am feeling. IT IS MINE OWN WAY OF EXPREsSING MYSELF!!! Like my blog in liquid form and all over a carboard box or a hamber of clean lorndery!!! You donot understan this as you are HUMAN BEAN with probaly a job and a house and mony and HUMANE RITES!!! I am just a smal kity and this is what I do to ASSERT MINE OWN PRESENTS UPON THE WORLD!! if you were small and helples YOU WOULD DOING IT TOO!
Shut the up about you “dry pantse hero” seriosly…. Cringe!! Pull them down and pee all over the flore LIKE A REAL MAN!!!!!!!!!!!