The Cat Who Didn’t Get The Cream (Me!)
So I was sitting in the kitchem the other day, minding my own business and thinking about all the foods I want to eat, when my owner came home from the shopping. I do the responsible thing and snoop though her bagges, and I see my world’s most favourite food; can o’ cream. Or squirte cream, if you prefer. The cream that come out all puffy when you push down the handle.
It have been my favourite since days of when I small. I like the lick it, and it is a soft food like the cloud. But guess what? I DID NOT GET ANY!!!
Humans use all of the good cream on their own selvish puddings and drinks. THey say “Buh Dillon, U are lack tose intolerant. If you eat a the cream, you will make A BIG WET STINK in the litter tray.” Well I say, you is intolerant!!! And yes, cream does make me do a big wet stink in the litter tray, but why does that matter because I don’t have to clean that up??? So why cannot’t I have it?
It is Not Fair. I am THE GLUE HOLDING THIS DANNED FAMILY TOGETHER. CAN I NOT HAVE EVEN THE SMALLEST CREAMY LITTLE DOLLOP? ALL THE GOOD THINGS I DO FOR THIS FAMILY, AND I GET ZERO CREAM?! Even a small crean, I be fine with. But Zero Croeam? That is SO MUCH DISRESPECT?!?
But the other cats didn’t get any cream either, so I think that’s A FAIR TYPE OF UNFAIR. If Loki, or gofobbit Ziggy got gream and I DONT, i would be SO STEAMING MAD. That’s just the ups and downs of my crazy life.